Do Not Trust Pelicans - Tumblr Posts

never before have I seen a woman manhandle a pelican like you would a toddler that’s just been told they can’t eat the toxic plants from the neighbors garden with a handful of mud as a side

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

They can and will eat anything that they can fit in their mouths

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why