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Drunk Soldier (Steve Rogers)- Drabble

Steve x reader

Summary: Drunk Steve is not what you expected, drunk Steve is not What anyone expected.

Word Count: 1.7k (What ya gonna do huh? Sue me? I should shut up, you actually might.)

Warning: Drunk Steve, flufffff, some embarrassment, crack (Yes its me, I’m the one who’s on crack.) non edited so there are gonna be so many mistakes, wee bit of language/dirty talking.

There were many pros and cons of being an supersoldier. One of the pro and con was that they can’t get drunk; and god know they need to get drunk sometimes too. Steve Rogers has never gotten drunk in his life; yes he has had a few drinks but it was just never enough to get him drunk and sometimes he regretted having that serum injected in him. 

That was until Thor introduced both of the super soldiers to asgardian liquor in one of Tony’s parties. Steve has bet Thor that even that wouldn’t be able to make him drunk and damn was he sore loser. 

Funny how earlier when the two of you were getting ready for Tony’s little get together Steve had told you not to have too many drinks or get drunk in the party because you were a lightweight. What he hadn’t expected at all was that he would be the one to get drunk this time, not you.

It all started an hour later after the two of you have arrived to the party. You were sitting on the couches with all your friends while everyone else were enjoying themselves. You were practically sitting on your boyfriend’s lap, holding onto your beer while he subconsciously drew patterns on the side of your waist and kept kissing on the exposed skin of your shoulder now and then.

“Steve, Bucky why are you two not drinking anything?” Thor asked in that enthusiastic voice that he somehow always has. 

“What’s the point. Can’t get drunk because of the serum.” Bucky replied. 

“Well then I have just the perfect thing for you two.” Thor replied with a smirk and pulled out a bottle from his jacket. How the hell did he got it there in the first place was beyond you. “This, my friends, is what we call firewater back home. It is thousand years old and it will surely get anyone drunk. Even you two.” Steve let out a small snort in unbelief which by the looks offended Thor a bit. “You don’t believe me brother.” 

“I do believe you. It can get anyone drunk, but not me. Trust me I one drank a gallon of whisky. Nothing works.” Steve said.

“Well, why don’t you try it. You and me, let’s see who gets drunk first.” Thor offered and you were positive that Steve was gonna decline but what he said next took you a little by surprise.

“Okay, sure. But you’re making a bet you’re going to lose brother.” Steve said a little too confidently. You looked u at your boyfriend with an raised eyebrow. 

“Babe are you sure?” You asked in a low voice so only he could hear clearly. You were concerned because if he does get drunk he’s gonna have a big hangover tomorrow which he has clearly never experienced; and it was nothing good. 

“Don’t worry, baby. It’s just a few drinks, I’ll be alright.” You let out a small giggle when he leaned over to press a kiss on your lips.

Next thing you know all of you were surrounding Steve and Thor in the bar as they gulped down shots after shots of that obnoxious drink. It was so strong that you couldn’t even stand that smell, you have no idea how were they putting up with the taste of it. 

You were pretty sure that both of them were a little tipsy after a few drinks but much to your disgust they did not stop there. You could tell that Steve was enjoying it too; he was laughing carefreely. At some point Bucky had joined them too; said something about it being too much fun to not join in but no one else. No one else was brave enough to take even a sip of that monstrous liquid. 

Lets just say none of them won. All three of them got drunk together at some  point that no one seems to remember. You were getting bored now that none of them were backing out so you found yourself indulged in a conversation with Nat and Tony.

Your attention was caught by a loud noise of glass smashing. You along with all the people around you looked at the two super soldiers and the god. It was Thor who had broken the empty bottle; complaining about the drink running out too soon.

“You were right, brother. We finished the bottle and yet none of us are drunk.” Thor said; who was a little too drunk now. You giggled when you saw your boyfriend smirking proudly. 

“See baby, I told you I will be fine.” Steve yelled a little too loudly, like you were somewhere far away; making you wince at his voice. 

“Yes Steve, you’re not drunk at all. Do you wanna head back?” You asked from where you were standing.

“What? You wanna give me a head? Here!?” He asked and his eyes lit up. Your cheeks heat up felt a wave of embarrassment when your friends around you started laughing.

“No, Steve. I asked do you wanna go back home.” You repeated your question for your drunk boyfriend. 

“What!? No. The party’s just started. We can’t go home now.” He said with a pout and you wanted nothing more than to kiss it away but you controlled your feeling and settled for a nod.

“Okay. We can stay a bit more.” You said.

“Yes.” He replied loudly and walked away with Thor and Bucky. Thor’s one arm wrapped around his shoulder and one around Bucky’s. They looked so cute drunkenly trying to walk past people and bumping into all of them at least ones. They looked like huge babies.

“Didn’t know drunk cap  would be loud.” Tony replied; his eyes still not leaving the three inhumanly big drunk men. 

“Me neither.” You and Nat replied at once. 

“Is he a to or a bottom?” Your eyes quickly snapped to the red head at her question. 

“What?” You asked Nat.

“I was just curious. Before he used to give me top vibes but now that I saw the drunk him he’s giving me bottom vibes.” Nat confessed and you looked at her in disbelief. 

“Well?” This time it was Tony and you looked around at your group of friends to see all of them looking at you curiously, waiting for your answer.

“Aren’t you guys interested in Captain america’s sex life. Get life you guys” You replied but playfully.

“I vote he’s a top.” Clint said.

“I disagree. He’s definitely a bottom.” Sam said making you roll your eyes. 

“I can bet you 100 bucks right now that he’s a bottom, Barton.” Tony said. 

“Billionaire playboy and all you have to offer is hundred bucks?” Nat said with a smirk. 

“Fine, I’ll give my Benz to you.”

“Seriously, Tony. How are you so sure?” Maria asked with a smirk. 

“Would you guys grow up?” You asked only slightly annoyed by your friend.

“Just answer us Y/n and rove this man wrong. My new Benz is now in your hands.” Clint said. 

“None of you win. Because he is both.” You finally said with a smirk.

“What? You can’t be both.”

“Steve can. And he’s very good at both might I add.” You said earing the groaning voices of your friends.

“Okay, no need to go into detail.” Tony said.

“Hey, you guys were the ones interested in my sex life.” You defended yourself.

As you mingled with them for a few more minutes you felt two arms wrap around your waist and you quickly turned your head to see your boyfriend as he leaned down to put his chin on your shoulder.

“Hey babyyyyyyyyy” He said in a sing a song voice making you giggle. “Why are you so pretty?” He asked nuzzling his head in your neck. Before you could say anything he started talking again. “No. Tell me. How could you be allowed to be so pretty. You make me so hard everytime I look at you I wanna fuck your brains out.” his words made your eyes almost pop out of your head.

You saw as Nat sat her drink back out when she heard his words and rest of them tried not to laugh. Your cheeks were as hot as a furnace. You wanted the sky to open up and swallow you.

“Okay, baby. Time to go home.” You said turning around; not wanting to get more embrassad than you were already.

"You'll give me a head? You promised." He said; there was no filter on his mouth. Who knew drunk Steve would be so blunt.

"Why? You do that thing with your tongue, you swirl it around- "

"Okay. enough Steve. Let's go. Right now." You said in a scolding voice.

"You're so bossy." He said with a pout. "It's really hot though." the  pout turned into a smirk as he looked down at your body shamelessly. You were facepalming internally. You wonder if Steve was taking revenge of all those time you embarrassed him after getting drunk.

"If you say one more word, we will not have sex for a whole month." His eyes widened at your threat and he immediately shut up. "Now let's go.....ah, without a word." You added when he opened his mouth. You said goodbye to all your friends and started walking he followed you with a pout.

"Didn't know drunk cap would be so horny." Tony said as all of them watch the two of you make your way to your shared apartment in the building.

"Me neither." They relied in unison.

Next morning a loud groan told you that Steve has woken up with a hangover and massive headache. You couldn't wait to throw your 'I told you so's at him. Being the nice girlfriend you were you made him your homemade remedy for hangover and he drank it up. Like every other person in there first hangover he sweared to god that he would never touch a drink again. But you both knew now that he got a taste of it; it wouldn't be the last time that he get so much drunk and embarrassed you in front of all your friends.

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