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"It's a blessing to be a curse"

-Me (JustKiddinRight) anytime I do something stupid

The Strawhat crew as things from the “Quotes” list from my D&D group

Luffy: “I don’t use a silencer! I USE A LOUDENER!”

Zoro: “Sorry demon of the abyss, I already have a membership card”

Nami: “He can’t plunder us if he’s suffocating in my tits!”

Ussop ( specifically post time skip): “I’m swole as fuck!”

Sanji: “No one enjoys my penis”

Chopper: “Who wants extra credit and marshmallows!”

Robin: “The brain is the powerhouse of the body”

Franky: “Ooo, Big Red Button”

Brook: “Fucking Kids these days and their memes and weird clubs”

Jinbe: #justfishthings

Bonus:

Zoro: Hi I’m Zoro

Sanji: YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE ZORO