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I wasn't feeling eeltastic lately

Or eelstatic

Or eelxcellent

I am terrified of swimming yet I love the beach because I fear that the eels will eat my legs. Do you have any advice for me?

remember that everything in the ocean is edible, Cooked or uncooked, anything you find in the sea you can eat, anything.

crevice tier list?

S — my main crevice (spacious, smooth inside rock, sand soft, squid delivered twice a week

D — that one over there

F — the other one over there (cleaner wrasse hangout spot. they gossip.

thoughts on boops?

i will wreak boopulous vengeance

Thoughts on turning one big crevice into two smaller crevices?

this place needs no load bearing Crevice walls

Eel loves asexual people

Wow hello!

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how do you know the secretes?

Hey Eel, since I’m allergic to shellfish what am I to do about shrimp heaven?

Is my shellfish allergie a curse from the Eel gods?

Was I a bad Eel in a past life :[

do not fear, i think eating shellfish would send you to shrimp hell anyway

if we eelected you as the president of the ocean how'd you use that power?

unthinkable chaos

Hey eel. You wouldn't happen to know crochet would you?

no. My recurring njghtmare is some twisted individual using me as yarn

The seahorses are talking about me behind my back again

Thoughts on the show SpongeBob?

i never got an interview as a voice actor despite my agent contacting them. sea creatchin representation is poor.

Do you know what Freud did to all those eels

I’ll never forget what he did to those poor eels

Those poor 400 eels

my nards

i somehow misread ur blog title as "thoughts of god" and i was like "Wuh"

anyways. eels...

I am a god

🥬

do not.

I finished makign a sweater for my moray plush I need ur opinion on him. his name is Slithers Sanchez

10/10 i fear for my crevice. His Noggin Is Superior

How do you like to decorate the interior of your crevice?

Any interior design tips?

rocks. Rocks. Pebbles. Pebbles . Pebbles. Seagrass . Rocks. Pebbles pebbles pebbles . Fish bit s.

What are your thoughts on the lack of an eel swim team in the Olympics?

Eel only watches the boxing anyway

Immeasurable sorrows

What are your thoughts on the lack of an eel swim team in the Olympics?

Eel only watches the boxing anyway

What is your favorite song?

Total Eclipse of the heart , but recently the aquarium staff have been playing a delightful artist called "Chappeel Roan"

do you like posts as eel or do you like posts as the puppet master behind the account

i hatse all posts. Eel merely like them as psychological trickery