Eggmans Announcement - Tumblr Posts

I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

HELLPPPP I FUCKING WHEEZED

Im cOUGHJN OTGHBV

Might as well post this here :0

Peppino has an announcementto make!

Peppino is voiced by Clément Darche, and the music is Ground Bound from Pizza Tower.

Moff's announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Nesting Guide is a bitch ass motherfucker! They took all my fucking candles! That's right, they took their fucking darkstone hammer out and they stole all my fucking candles! And they said their hammer was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." So I'm making a call-out post on my paper boat. Nesting Guide, you got a small hammer, it's the size of this crab, except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what Teth's hammer looks like. That's right baby, all points, no shards, no pillows, look at that! It looks like a krill and a crab!

They took my candles, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the sky kingdom! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser hammer! Except I'm not gonna hit dark stone. I'm gonna go higher. I'm HITTING THE EDEN CYSTAL! How do you like that, KING RESH? I BROKE THE EDEN CRYSTAL YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the shattered shards hit the fucking Sky Kingdom, now get out of my fucking sight before I hit you too