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Eddsworld Pets AU

I decided to do pets instead of daemons. I wanted to switch things up a bit! And also, there’s Ringo to consider... But!!! If ya’ll want me to also pick out their daemons I’ll gladly do so. ^ u ^

Edd- Loves all animals but likes cats the most! Has a female Grey Tabby named Ringo. (This one was obvious since it’s caNON. X 3) (Though I headcanon that he likes the Beatles and named her after one of them.) 

Tom- Loves Rodents, especially hamsters and gerbils! Has a female black and white Teddy Bear Hamster named Margaret. (She likes to hide inside of Susan{his guitar} when he’s not playing it.) (Other than her odd choices of hiding places she’s a pretty well behaved girl.) (When Tord was still living with them, her and Magnum used to have little adventures together. * starts singing the Hamtaro theme song *)

Matt- Loves birds of all types! Has a male violet Fischer's Lovebird named Lord Divine. (Don’t let the name intimidate you Lord Divine is actually the cuddliest bird you’ll ever meet.) (Matt actually enters L.D into yearly dancing bird competitions. They haven’t won yet but neither of them care because they’re really just doing them for fun. ; D) 

Tord- Loves weasels, skunks, badgers, etc! Has a male Sable Masked Ferret named Magnum. (Poor Magnum is named after both a gun and a certain...hentai item. > u <) (A sly little devil of a weasel. He’s even more sneakier than Tord is.) (Tord considers him his right-hand man in the army! None of his soldier’s would ever dare to question Magnum’s authority. > : o)

Paul- Loves reptiles, especially lizards! Has a female Albino Rainwater Leopard Gecko named Honey. (Him and Patryk would totally have an entire reptile room in the Red Army’s Home Base if Tord hadn’t put his foot down on that.) (Her and Hyde are the Red Army’s real power couple. They’re beloved by most of the soldiers.) (Honey may be named after a sweet substance and is significantly smaller than her snake hubby but if you hurt Hyde she will end you.)

Patryk- Also loves reptiles, especially snakes! Has a male Albino Python named Hyde. (Not only is Hyde shaped like a whip; he is also whipped af when it comes to Honey.) (He scares people a lot by suddenly slithering onto them but just wants to be friendsss! The Red Army soldiers are used to this though, and actively welcome the affection.)

Eduardo- Considers dogs to be the best animals ever! Owns a male tricolor King Charles Spaniel named Kaylan. (The name is based on one of the members of the band the Turtles). (He’ll argue with Edd over Dogs vs Cats and Turtles vs Beatles.) (Kaylan has actually won a couple of dog show trophies! Though they were in second and third place.) 

Jon- Loves all water creatures, but especially adores fish! Owns a male Blue Blushing Angelfish named Periwinkle. (Peri is super spoiled! His tank is way too big for what size fish he is and he has lots of things to play with in there{including a mermaid statue, a castle, and pretty plants}.) (Also, never bring Jon to an aquarium he will try to move in there permanently.)

Mark- Favors marsupials, but likes any pet as long as they're "elegant"! Owns a female Mosaic Chinchilla named Empress. (She is also spoiled like Kylan and Periwinkle. These three dudes treat their pets better than they do people. Or even each other, for that matter!) (Empress will stay in a dust bath all day if you let her and she loves to be combed.)