Every Day Practically I Turn And See Her Running Off With A Napkin Or A Sock - Tumblr Posts
10 months ago
My puppy is practically trying to speedrun death at this point.
So far shes consumed:
Hydrogen Cyanide
Beer
A yellowjacket
An entire chocolate donut
Copious amounts of napkin
Soap
About half a sock
Two small rocks
She just tried to eat a battery, but we got it away from her dumbass.
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every day practically i turn and see her running off with a napkin or a sock
she acts like were starving her meanwhile she literally gets handed food off our plates because shes usually well behaved when we eat