Everyone Is Jealous Of Him - Tumblr Posts

-My parents left me in the woods

-My caretaker set me on fire

-My siblings hated me as I was prophecised to bring an entire kingdom and city to ruins.

-Our grandfather cheated death twice, so we're cursed by the King of the gods.

-I was hunting a boar and it gave me a sick scar!!!

*Everyone in the room*

Hc that Odysseus feels a little left out because he's the only one who doesn't have childhood trauma to share.