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I HATED JEANS TOO LIKE WHY MAKE THAT FABRIC INTO A FITTED PANTS ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!?!! UNCOMFORTABLE I WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS CONSTANTLY- turns out men’s jeans are very very comfortable and do not try to kill you. The minute my brother gave me his old ones my eyes were opened.

So for the first ten, maybe twelve years of my life, I abhorred jeans. Denim is terrible. Awful. Burn it with fire. Then at some point in middle school, I decided it’s time to Fit In, so I switched exclusively to jeans. No leggings. No sweatpants. That’s for babies and I’m a Big Kid.

Recently, I’ve realized. I’m in college. People are wearing sweatpants. I can wear sweatpants. I can wear leggings. And y’all. It’s so much better oh my god why do people wear jeans ever it’s terrible. Who invented denim I just want to talk.