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"Oh, right," Blitz immediately snapped, turning to look at his reflection, "I'm the broken dipshit? Bitch please. You don't even have my bloodstains from today, where's your sense of pride, huh? Some mirror. You--
"You..." He slowly lowered the finger he had been pointing, eyes widening, before he sniffed the air.
"I can fucking smell you. What kind of fucking funhouse bullshit is--you know what?" And that was it. Without any more deliberation, without any sense, without any kind of good decision-making process in the slightest, Blitz lowered his head and charged at this other him. Fuck that noise, fuck this funhouse, fuck the fucking carnival, fuck everything, he wasn't going to stand for--for--for whatever the fuck this was! Today had been shit (everything had been shit recently though, hadn't it?) and being confronted with himself, with having to look into his own eyes, with having to hear his own voice echoing off of the mirrors? That was too much.
He had horns, and damn it, he was going to fucking use them. Whoever was wearing a BlitzoDisguise2000, or whatever this was, was going to regret coming in here.
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ใ๐ใ He couldn't remember how he ended up in a place like this, an abandoned amusement park, looking like it had been sitting for the past few decades. It didn't help that his asmodean crystal wasn't complying with his attempts to open up a portal too. Fuck it, whatever. While he was here, he figured he could take a minor stroll around the place. Entering the first thing that piqued his interest, a funhouse.
Pacing through the labyrinth of obstacles, he looked down at his phone -- trying to obtain signal. Venturing deeper && deeper until -- he found himself stuck... in what appeared to be a maze made out of mirrors. Some ranging in shapes, others looking shattered. "Shit" stashing his phone away he raised his arms forward, trying his best not to bump his face against the clear glass. Inevitably coming to a standstill when he perceived a particular reflection. One that wasn't looking his way.
โ This mirror is fuckin' broken. Shitty version of mine can't even mimic my movements right. dipshit. โ
Copyslut bitch? Copyslut bitch? Blitz didn't think he had ever actually been insulted in a way he liked more. The way the doppelganger said it gave him a bizarre and sudden hit of dopamine, and he wanted to give him a thumbs-up or at least tell him he was a good boy for that one, but it was too late. Everything happened so quickly, that asshole grabbed him and--
Shit, shit shit shit shit shitshitshitshitshitshitshit!
Broken glass was suddenly exploding all around them, and no matter how furious Blitz was at the audacity of whoever the fuck this was, because how fucking dare someone dress up like him? A protective instinct kicked in. This fucker was probably still an imp, even if he was under some kind of disguise, and with that glass falling--Blitz gripped the other him, rolling with him as they smashed through the mirrors. And, albeit awkwardly, he pulled his jacket up and over the other's guys face.
"Close your fucking eyes!" he snapped, holding him maybe a little too tightly--legs wrapped around hips that felt weirdly familiar, tail snaking in hard around the other's thighs, his other arm focused on holding the jacket over both of their faces. All around them, more mirrors were breaking, the funhouse floor having shaken just a little too much with the force of their attacks. Glass burst and shattered, and Blitz tried to hold this fucking asshole as close as he could, wanting to protect him--and blissfully unaware just how ironic it was to want to protect someone he had just attacked.
"Listen, just, fuck, fucking like, chill, okay?" As if he himself hadn't been the one to start causing the problems in the first place. "I mean, fuck you," he grunted, their faces way too close together, "but let's try not to fucking bleed to death in our sexy fucking suits, huh?" At least the cascades of breaking glass seemed to be ending, but holy shit they had set off a damn domino effect.
There was some yelling coming from outside--great. Fuck. With a groan, Blitz let go of--of-- Blitz Prime? Glowering at him, he bared his teeth and got to his feet. "I'm still going to kick your ass, but let's get the fuck out of here before someone comes in and tries to make us fucking pay for this shit." He offered his hand, frowning hard, hating this, but absolutely not about to let any of this circus fucks get their grubby little claws into his bank account.
Or their bank account--the guy smelled exactly like him, and looked like him, and sounded like him, and--fuck. Whatever. This was fine. Everything was fucking fine.
ใ๐ใ What the actual fuck โ did he roast himself back?! He knew his mirror image wasn't mimicking him correctly, but his counterattack echoes threw him for loop. Taken aback, confounded, thinking this had to be some kind of prank. It was too unorthodox, it had to have been? It would accommodate with a funhouse's concept.
โ wait, whaโ ? โ words were abruptly ceased when the two made head-to-head impact. Prompting his eyes to render shut with gritting fangs as his body went tumbling backwards. Barreling a few summersaults against the ground for a couple of feet before landing with a heavy THUD. Letting out a snarling "COPYSLUT BITCH" as he quickly sat up. Pissed beyond comprehension.
โ Now you've done it. THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!? Y' wanna put on a shitshow then fuckin' do it! but leave my FACE out of it. I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR SILLY CHARADES. โ Hell, he didn't even pay for any of this shit. In fact... he didn't know HOW he got here. One thing is certain -- he wasn't going to take his "doppleganger"s actions lightly. โ I don't care how GREAT your magic is. PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES DUMBASS! โ springing back to his feet he immediately took the initiative to charge right back. Grabbing hold of their waistline as he ram their back into the mirrors behind them. Sending the two tussling in the midst of raining shattered shards.
Whoever this copycat was -- he was about to find out how FERAL he can be, because nobody held more hate for Blitzรธ than Blitzรธ himself. He had to face his inner demons, himself, constantly day by day. If they wanted a fight, they certainly picked the perfect form to peak his bloodlust.