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king 65 + 75 is way more than 100. too many thoughts

loving Flattens Like a Cartoon Character and hating the angst (he deserves better)

c!purpled

i know u don’t have a lot of thoughts but he def takes up 90% of ur thoughts

SHUT UP he’s like 65% q is the other 75% i have so many thoguht s all the time just because they don’t make ssense to U doesntmayyer i know what i’m talking about

realistic : it’s pretty well established that he’s an alien fish hybrid in the pondwatrr community but i think it is also reasonable that he could have some sort of elytrian beetle characteristics or avian features. besides that he is for Sure very good at tech idk why but he just is i know he is a loser stem kid irl so his dsmp role is too srry ab ur life king

unrealistic but funny : going off of that a pixie or sprite purpled would also be very funny. he is just Teeny Tiny and annoys everyone like navi from zelda. ppl step on him and he flattens like a cartoon character. he climbs in ppls ears and makes a little home there and Won’t Leave.

angst : he misses home. his misses his ufo. holy shit he misses home someone Help this boy. he resents quackity for blowing up his ufo bc it was the one thing he had left to remind him of his planet and now he spends nights on top of the tallest building in las nevadas tracking stars and hoping to contact his people some way. little does he know his planet gone LMFAOOOOO i hate u purp (lovingly)

reject canon : i said in my cquackity hcs purpled is the fiancés son and i stand by that. he is grouchy and it is funny. he’s prolly also agender and uses he/it or just it/it’s but now i look stupid bc this is the last hc and i’ve only been using he him this whole time Smiek And Wave anyways yea he likes astronomy and watching stars w it’s dads. purpled also picks up a ton of creative hobbies like painting and embroidering. it probably also brings home bugs all the time and scares the shit out of karl and quackity but sapnap thinks it’s funny