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6 months ago

A backgroundless colored digital comic. Panel one: Bill Cipher lounges arrogantly on a throne of human bones, holding a scepter with the earth on the tip, wearing a crown, a red velvet cape lined with ermine, and a giant gold chain necklace with a pendant that says "#1 KING". He thinks to himself, "These idiots really think they're still in charge! They haven't even noticed who's calling the shots now. I'm the god of this household! the master of their minds! They praise me, serve me, worship me, obey my every whim—" Panel two: it's revealed that the previous picture of Bill on a throne was a fantasy inside the thought bubble of human Bill Cipher, who's lounging on a dull yellowish arm chair in the exact same pose, holding a TV remote like a scepter. He's glancing sideways at Ford Pines, who's holding two paper sacks. Ford says, "we went grocery shopping, where do you want your food?"

Panel three: Bill glances away from Ford in disinterest as he aims the remote at something off screen. He says, "Put it in my minifridge." Ford puts his hands on his hips and says, "I'm not carrying your food upstairs for you." Bill says, "Fiiine. Leave it here."

Panel four: Ford has left. Bill glances down at the two paper sacks Ford left behind.

Panel five: The fantasy king Bill sitting on a bone throne now has a giant pile of gold and gems on the floor next to him where the paper sacks should be in reality. He raises his fists in the air and perches on the seat of his throne victoriously and thinks, "They shower me in worldly riches and offerings!!!" Panel six: in reality, somebody off screen says, "What are you doing?" Human Bill, grinning brightly, says, "Nothing!"

#he definitely chooses to pretend ford and stan buying him things is a form of worship and not obligation. #he definitely loved when ford told him how expensive the fish flops were. like. sure you hate me but im still your sugar baby. #lavish me in overpriced novelty goods and maybe layer you can feed me grapes off the vine

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Panel one: fantasy king Bill is sitting on his throne, and Ford Pines is sitting on the armrest and leaning against Bill with an arm behind Bill's back to rest his hand on the opposite armrest. Ford's wearing nothing but black pants, detached white cuffs, and a detached white collar with a black bowtie. Ford's giving Bill a flirty look and Bill has one hand wrapped around Ford's waist and the other holding his arm. Ford asks, "is there anything else you want, my muse?" Bill replies, "oh, I can think of a couple of things." Panel two: we see that human Bill is sitting with his elbows on his armchair's armrests and his chin in his laced hands as he stares up at the fantasy in his own thought bubble. Panel three: looking perturbed, human Bill props his cheek in his hand and looks aside evasively, muttering to himself, "This is a normal revenge fantasy."

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ah yes gravity blorbos archer this isnt a spoiler except maybe the fish part

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