Exercise Ball Tf - Tumblr Posts

Hahaha here, let’s look in this mirror, bro, so you can see your new form. The guy that taught me this magic spell to transform people into any object I want, told me you’d still be able to see, even with no eyes, and you see in 360° now! How cool is that? I don’t know if your dumbass has noticed yet, bro, but you’re not my tights. These are the first guy I used the spell on. You’re the second. You’re not my tights, you’re the exercise ball I’m sitting on! Hahaha how’s that feel, you bouncy inflated dumbass? Good? I bet. This is your life now, this is your purpose. My big, shiny blue ball to bounce my sweaty ass on and do my core workouts with. And you belong to everyone at this gym now, but I’m gonna make sure I choose you every time. Get used to being a ball!