Expanding Belly - Tumblr Posts

He was so proud of the beginner belly.

But…….

I decided to help him out.

He thought this was great.

Decided he didn’t want to get any bigger.

But he doesn’t get to decide when.

There.

Lug that around.

I didn’t give you any muscle to move around.

You will never be able to get up without help.

He knows he’s fat.

He just doesn’t understand that he is much fatter than he thinks.

You liked a big belly.

And wanted it bigger.

Couldn’t even get it in the mirror.

When they see him coming into the all you can eat buffet, they know they will lose money on him.

These didn’t come out as nice as I would have liked.

But

Here we go anyway.

He used to ride all the time, now he hardly can get on a horse, let alone the horse wanting him to ride.

Dude

I’m telling you

The shower doesn’t have enough room anymore.

I know I’ve gained some Covid weight. But not that much have I?