Fae Are Quietly Freaking Out Over These Scary Territory Stealing Might-eat-you-alive Not Fae - Tumblr Posts

When one brave delegation of true fae approach a clique of Amity Parker’s to try to get more information about this horrifying species, they’re pretty much

Fae: We have come to request audience with you’re reigning lord or leader(s), what would be your price?

And the Amity Parker’s are just kinda confused as to why these strangely pretty and sorta weird vibe emitting folks (by the way they have no clue that they’ve caused a collective species to be freaking out just by existing how they do) are asking a random group of citizens for a meeting with their “leader” and say something like

Amity Parker’s: Well, I don’t know about any lords hanging around but we’ve got Phantom? And I mean, I guess you could talk to the mayor if you want?

They recommend they talk to Phantom since they know these odd people aren’t quite right, and if anyone could take them down if need be it would be their resident hero and protective ghost.

So like...Sam's Liminal. Definitely Liminal. She's also very pretty. Constantine's a little tipsy, but he's very, very sure he just accidentally sat next to a Fae at the bar.

Heavily influenced by certain lines in Inferno, buttttt

Sam's a very pretty young woman. Beautiful smile (with too sharp teeth), lovely eyes (but they're a little too wide, a little too bright), fantastic skin (unnaturally pale, suspiciously cold), and a very pretty face (perfectly symmetrical)-first glance anyone who leans towards women would get instant butterflies in the stomach.

But Constantine's been around danger enough to recognize those aren't butterflies.

That's fear.

There's a deep, instinctual fear that is telling him he has to run.

Just as he's about to leave, though, her hand rests itself on his arm.

"Leaving so soon, Hellblazer? And here I thought you'd want to take a look at this...interesting contract I found."

Ah. Shit.

He sits back down, next to the Unseelie Fae who, apparently, owns part of his soul.

Sam, for her part, just wants to scare the idiot straight so he'll stop making work for Danny. (Danny's days are almost nothing but fielding complaints about Constantine and he's so fucking close to hunting the man down himself).