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Dragon: "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME HOURS AGO!!!"

Human: "It's raining and I wanted to vibe"

Dragon, exasperated: "YOU'LL CATCH A COLD!" *goes to pick up human*

Human: *Grooooaaaaans as they're picked up by their backpack*

Dragon, softer: "... We made potato soup"

Human, more compliant now: "oooooh" *as they're set down in a talon and lifted away over the buildings*

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