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Day two of first play through of Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

These are the things I have deduced:

- Hubert is a simp with at least 5 different ulterior  motives (evidence, most voice lines and him threatening to kill me and others)

- Ferdinand has parent issues, all of them, but honestly have a soft spot for him (evidence, lad needs constant praise and validation)

- Bernie writes fan fic about her fellow house members (evidence, her bonding experience with Sybvain)

- Mercades is a sweet heart who could kill a man with no hesitation (cold blood, evidence, none, but she looks like she should be in les mis)

- Marianne is a sweet bean

- Leonie will kill me to replace me as my fathers child

- Edelgard is a badass icon

- Rhea scares me but is also aesthetically wonderful

- Caspar is the epitome of rich boi (evidence, name)

- Petra (✨)

It is done.

I have finally completed all routes of FE3H.

All that is left to say, is a quote from Joe Zieja (VA of Claude) and Allegra Clark (VA of Dorothea and Shamir):

“We are all just Dimitri trash” </3

I know nothing about fire emblem three houses. Like jack shit. Like... I know none of the main characters names/personalities and locations or gameplay quirks let alone the complex lore and the memes only help with minor details.

All I know basically is this:

You're a homeschooled teacher and theres three cliques you can join all ranging in tone/emotional stability but granted you teach impressionable teens about weapons and how to kill people and about the God (I think it's like a chalothic school) and ocasially you fight in battles and have snacks but after summer break everything goes wrong and everyone kills each other and the homeschool teacher becomes God????? Also murder lots of murder