Five Year Old Logic - Tumblr Posts

more adventures of a genderless fuck...

Scene: Preschool breakfast table with five 5/6 year old boys. I.e. funniest thing in the world: penis. Ickiest thing in the world: girls

Me: [some random silly "threat" in a mouthing off game with five year olds] Boy: Well, then, well, then I'll send 100 girlfriends to your house!! Me: Sweet! Can you send me 100 boyfriends too? Boy: THAT'S GAY!!! Me: Well... yes.... but also... no. 😅