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Bro what even is this?? 😭😭

Kimblee, mentally tallying up all the horror Edward is putting him through: What if I just blow up a child ?

Captain Wens, hard of hearing on account of serving w Kimblee in Ishval: What THE FUCK did you just say???

Kimblee: WHAT IF I JUST EXPLODE A CHILD? *miming clapping and exploding someone w alchemy*

Captain Wens: Oh thank fucking god that’s what you said!!! Yeah, go for it.

Kimblee, processing what just transpired, horrified: CAPTAIN IS THAT THE KIND OF MAN YOU THINK I AM????

Captain Wens, standing up and leaving.

Kimblee: Wens???