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Sun ‘n Moon incorrect quotes bcuz why not

Sun: Here you go, Moon, a nice hot cup of coffee! Moon: It's cold. Sun: A nice cup of coffee. Moon: It's horrible! Sun: Cup of coffee. Moon: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Sun: C U P. ____ Moon, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Sun, standing in front of Moon: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Moon, crying: Please...stop... ____

Sun, texting: O Moon: What? Sun: Don’t read into that. Moon: But I will read into that. Sun: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER! Moon: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? Sun: Dude, really? Sun: It’s a fucking letter. Moon: It could stand for something! Sun: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE! Moon: Like Oppression! Or worse… Sun: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/ Moon: Optometrist. Sun: Oh my God…

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Sun: When was the last time you cried? Moon: Uh 15 minutes ago, why?? Sun: really? That recent? Moon: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

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Sun: I am in charge of this disaster! Moon: I have a name, you know. ____ Moon: You read my diary? Sun: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. ____ Sun: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Moon: Heck. Sun: You're on thin fucking ice. Sun: Oh no- ____ Moon: I am going to need you to swear- Sun: Fuck. Moon: Moon: ...swear as in promise. ____

Moon: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all? Sun: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Bonnie: We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad. Freddy: People really get a microphone and say anything… Bonnie: Are you mad at me?

Bonnie: Y'know, bisexuality ain't that hard to understand. Girls are cute, guys are cute. What more do you want from me? Monty: Your wallet.

Sun: Yo, what if we placed our beds next to each other in Minecraft? Monty: Um. There's a problem. Sun: Yes? Monty: Uh. Don't get mad. Monty: I don't own Minecraft.

Freddy: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Bonnie: Put spaghetti in it. Freddy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Sun: Put spaghetti in it. Freddy: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Monty: Put spaghetti in it. Freddy: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Moon: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Solar and not do the thing, Moon: Well there’s a clear right answer here. Moon: proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke

Sun: running towards Solar with open arms Solar: moves out of the way Sun: Hey, why'd you move?! Solar: I thought you were going to attack me. Sun: I was going to hug you! Solar: Why would you hug me? Sun: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Freddy: What are you two arguing about this time? Monty: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! Moon: Cry me a table, Monty.

Monty: Sun is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

Moon: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material. Solar: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Monty: You have an impressive pain tolerance Solar: Thanks its the trauma

Bonnie: Damn, the power went out. Moon: Don’t worry, I got this. Moon: shakes rapidly and starts to light up Bonnie: What-? Moon: I swallowed a glow stick! Bonnie, on the verge of tears from laughing: WHY WOULD YOU-

Moon: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Sun: All I had were sundrops! Moon: How many? Sun: Eighteen.

Moon: If I run and leap at Solar, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. Moon, running towards Solar: Coming in! Solar: No! I’m holding coffee! Solar: Drops coffee and catches Moon Why….

Sun: You have to apologize to Monty! Moon: Fine! Moon: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Sun: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.

Solar: I haven't seen Sun and Moon for fifteen minutes now. Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Sun and Moon running after it in a panic. Solar doesn't look outside at all. Solar: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

Monty: Why is Freddy crying on the floor? Bonnie: They're drunk. Monty: And? Bonnie: They saw a picture of Sun's boyfriend. Monty: But they're Sun's boyfriend? Bonnie: I know.

Sun: Are you a cuddler? Solar: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Sun: Solar: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

Moon: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Bonnie: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Moon: ... Moon: You mean ring bearER, right? Bonnie: ... Moon: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

(Bonnie: Its just Freddy!

Moon: thank the stars)