F/o Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

S/I: Welcome, fellow idiots F/O: Hello, S/I S/I: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot F/O: You underestimate me

*S/I and F/O skipping stones on lake* S/I: It’s such a beautiful evening. F/O, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

S/I: Is something burning? F/O: Just my love for you. S/I: F/O, the toaster is on fire.

F/O: How many kids do you have? S/I: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

S/I: You saved me. I owe you my life. F/O: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.