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GRRR BARK WOOF WOOF I AM BOWING ON MY KNEES NO I HAVE MELTED ONTO THE FLOOR FOR EMO REN

Haha what was that? Anyways here’s a scenario/AU (? would it count as an AU?) where you meet Rendacted as his original emo self ‘cuz you needed something at the store where he was and he forgot to check your location. He gets super exited because like- WHOA. You accidentally met him NOT in his Haruko persona. And liked it???? (Warning, Y/N has a lot of self projection and IDK if I portrayed Moth right)

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Steadying the jug of milk in the cart, Y/n set their eyes on a guy about their age with tons of piercings and dark hair. He had on an outfit that complemented his hair and various earrings. Practically drooling, Y/n drove the cart into a secluded place and tool took their phone to start DM’ing Moth.

Y/n: HOLY SHIT MOTH

Y/n: MOTH WAKE UP

Y/n: OI

Moth: WHAT ITS SO EARLY LMAO

Y/n: OK BUT THERES THIS SUUPER HOT GUY IN WALMART HES EMO AND TBHHH

Moth: Oh? Pray do tell

Y/n: OKOKOK SO I WAS LIKE GERTING MILK LIKE MY DAD MEVWR DID AND I SAW HIM GOING INTO LIKE TJE CANFY ISLE

Moth: Y/n calm down you can barely spell /lh

Y/n: YHEA I KNOW BUT HES LITERALLY SO FHDKYDKDHDJD IM MELTING

Y/n: FUCK I JUST REALIZE I NEEDTA PASS THE AIDLE HE WALKED IMTO

Moth: L

Moth: What’d he look like

Y/n: Okokok so he was maaaybe a little younger than me, like super super tall, and he had rly dark hair

Y/n: aND A SHIT TON OF PEIRCINGS LIKE BRO WAS SWISS CHEESE INCARNATE BUT FINE AS HELL /POS

Y/n: Uhhh he also had like a super cool outfit on

Moth: You’re down absolutely horrendous

Y/n: im not ashamed. i can and will bark for him. /j

Moth: Friend. Bro. Buddy. Other term for friend. Go talk to him!! Sure ur town is tiny and you may run into him again bUT YOUR TOWN IS TINY AND YOU MAY RUN INTO HIM AGAIN!! its like a love story<3 /hj

Y/n: Fineee I’m gonna talk to him

Y/n: i’ll update later ly /p

Y/n gulped and walked over to the mystery guy, who was looking at strawberry shortcake cakes. They tapped him on the shoulder, trying to get his attention. He glanced over with disdain and glanced back at the food before doing a double take and backed up, staring at Y/n with shock.

“Hi. I’m Y/n, I just thought you looked really cool. U-Uhm, are you new to Corland Bay? I used to live here, but I moved back just a little bit ago, but thats not the point- ah.. I’m rambling. Sorry, I haven’t seen you around. And-and you look really cool. That’s what I wanted to say.”

With a baffled stare, he looked around. He motioned to himself to make sure it was him Y/n was talking to. They nodded and he regained his composure, then responded.

“Yeah actually, I just moved back here. Wait, so were you complementing me? Me?” He says, his voice raising in pitch.

“Yeah! Of course, let me just type it in your phone. I’m RE- I’m Ren, by the way.”

“Yeah, I mean, you look really cool. I wish I dressed like that, kinda. Um, but the thing- what- um, I think- shit, can I have your number? I think you look really cool and attractive bu-but feel free to say no. I just think you’re the type of person I’d hang out with.”

Y/n handed him their phone and he typed in his number plus his name.

“Well, if you wanna hang out, there’s a pizza place that I think just opened. We could go over there, like, tomorrow?” Y/n said, trying not to show how excited they were.

“Ye-yeah! Definitely, I’ll- um, 2, no, 3 o’clock?”

“Sure! Yeah, I get off work at 2, so that’s perfect!” Y/n smiled.

“Oh, where do you work?”

“In the library! Do you go often?”

“Nah, I normally read online.”

“Oh, like online libraries or fanfic-slash-webcomics?”

“Oh, both. All three?” He says, remembering you like webcomics. “I’ll have to stop by later this week at the library to say hi.”

“Okay! I’ll look forward to it, heheh.” Y/n nervously chuckled. Since there wasn’t enough of a conversation going, Y/n excused themself and went to talk to Moth.

Y/n: I ASKED HIM OUT AKDGSKHD

Moth: OMFG DUDE IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU

Y/n: ME TOO THE FUCK /lh

Moth: WHERE R YA GOING???

Y/n: PIZZA

Y/n: PLAC E

Y/n: HES COMING BACK BRB

“Oh! Hi, Ren.” Y/n greeted at him, seeing as he was walking over.

“Hey, sorry, I need to use the bathroom.” He said, blushing suspiciously hard.

(Listen man I know some things about Ren and I know for sure he’s not in the bathroom for holy reasons winkwink)

I’m gonna be a bitch because this draft has been chilling for far too long in the back of the freezer, come back for part 2 <3