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Microwave (Mis)adventures (M)
Pairing | Jungkook x Reader Genre | Fluff, slight angst, smut / college!AU, roommates/housemates!AU, enemies to lovers!AU, Warnings | Explicit language, lots of sarcastic banter, pillow-humping, masturbation, kitchen blowjob (!!!), eating out, fingering, creampie, cum-eating, unprotected sex Word count | 20k
Out of all things to be afraid of, Jungkook, the seat-stealer of your 8am class and annoying housemate whom you despise with every fiber of your being, chooses to have a phobia of microwaves, but he loves buying microwaveable food – because come on, they’re irresistible – and you somehow find yourself getting dragged into his microwaves (mis)adventures. Cue chaos, sarcasm-laced banter and an unplanned romance.
After attending college for a good three hellish but somewhat fun (only because you live to torture yourself) semesters, there are six things that you think you’ve mastered.
Sleeping at 6am and waking up just on time for your 9am the next day and ready to kick some ass.
Relying on coffee – a true college student’s lifeblood – to survive the day.
Pretending that you have your shit together – people around you think you have everything under control. You’re part of your faculty club, the editor of your school’s publication and also on the freaking dean’s list and have an immaculate GPA to maintain.
Being a bitch because college has a lot of dumb people and you don’t understand how there are so many people with just one brain cell, that is almost close to none.
Making lists because checking off each task from your list is as satisfying as sleeping in on a Friday.
Making routines and sticking to them.
So If there’s any skill that you’ve mastered, it should be these few, though it’s highly unfortunate that you can’t list any of the aforementioned skills in your resume. Skill number six is also your pet peeve and you just abhor, detest, loathe, fucking hate it when your routine gets all screwed up and just about everyone around you knows how anal you are about following your routines and you won’t hesitate to throw hands if something goes awry.
You’ve never imagined that you would actually be throwing hands until you see some stranger occupying your usual seat at your 8am lecture, for fuck’s sake. You’re not being territorial. There’s no such thing as assigned seats in college, but after the first week or so, people just got in the habit of sitting in the same spot – it’s like an unspoken decision. But your favourite seat is taken. Rudely taken by a mob of dark hair who’s casually scrolling through his phone.
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midnight cereal
⇥pairing: jeon jungkook x reader ; established relationship
⇥synopsis: “it’s a little too late for breakfast” ; aka jungkook realizes that it’s the little things that makes him fall deeper for you
⇥genre: f l u f f
⇥warnings: cursing
⇥word count: 3.5k
i promise i’m not dead haha online schooling is just a pain
i’m working on some more fics i promise !! anyway here’s a gguk oneshot bc i thought abt it randomly when i was watching tv and eating cereal as a late night snack (creative, right?)
if you’re reading this, i love you! stay safe, healthy, and happy always <3
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Sweaty Spaghetti
Pairing: Jungkook x Reader Genre: Crack, Fluff Rating: PG Words: 662 Warnings: swearing
Summary: You won’t admit it out loud, but Jungkook’s smile just might be your favourite.
Note: unedited because I’m a fool. Requested by @moonmintrails for Drinks & Drabbles: I would like to order: jungkook + vodka + emis iconic lines 💕💕
The first time you say it in front of Jungkook, he looks at you with wide eyes and flicks his head toward you in a flash.
“Did you just say… sweaty spaghetti?”
You look at him, unsure of how to reply. You curse at yourself for your weird phrases. “… yes?”
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