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karkat the water drinker during break

rose the coffee drinker during break

jobs i think the characters should have if sburb never happened and they had average lives and stuff

kanaya: worker at a fancy crunchy organic grocery store she can't afford to shop at

dirk and vriska: starbucks baristas

dave: "entrepreneur" (unemployed)

jane: actual entrepreneur until she marries a guy at 20 merges her finances has two kids ends up as a housewife and is subsequently forced to abandon her business plans and later gets ditched for a younger girl but her husband won't divorce her because he doesn't want to pay alimony

jade: target worker

john: used to be a security guard before she stopped showing up to work and subsequently got fired. doesn't leave the house

jake: gamestop employee who hides from customers and browses movie forums 75% of the time

roxy: consultant

karkat: middle school english teacher

rose: middle school english teacher also