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karkat the water drinker during break
rose the coffee drinker during break
jobs i think the characters should have if sburb never happened and they had average lives and stuff
kanaya: worker at a fancy crunchy organic grocery store she can't afford to shop at
dirk and vriska: starbucks baristas
dave: "entrepreneur" (unemployed)
jane: actual entrepreneur until she marries a guy at 20 merges her finances has two kids ends up as a housewife and is subsequently forced to abandon her business plans and later gets ditched for a younger girl but her husband won't divorce her because he doesn't want to pay alimony
jade: target worker
john: used to be a security guard before she stopped showing up to work and subsequently got fired. doesn't leave the house
jake: gamestop employee who hides from customers and browses movie forums 75% of the time
roxy: consultant
karkat: middle school english teacher
rose: middle school english teacher also