Four Will Be Tempted By The Dark Side - Tumblr Posts

Dink went Boom like a baloon

Dink thought they were doing okay.

They had the wolf beaten up and the one-eyed man away. The others were fighting the hordes of lizalfos. Truly it was great (even though he was wounded).

And then they saw the archer stand with a murderous glare. They weren’t scared. An archer is a lightweight after all (a hit and he would be down).

The scarred man drew his sword and threw himself at them. In a fit of gymnastic he avoided the axe and a flash of yellow blinded them.

It was at this moment that they knew they had fucked up. (If they choose a tactical retreat over being beaten by a wild firecracker, it was their problem).

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Or Legend is done being Dad and avoids being hit by a chunk of armor like a chef (why use your shield when you can be a showoff Sky).

Wild went apeshit and it was good. (Four is gonna shriek murder later).

Warriors is gonna be Dad2 with Time (Disappointed Team but Impressed Team on the inside).

Wind, I am so waiting for your shining moment (please be it medium Wind).

And Dink will not underestimate the twinks of the group EVER AGAIN. (And regret going after Twilight for a looong time).