Freya Thinks Shes Soooo Much Cooler Than Us Just Because Claudius Asks Her Personally To Bring The Wine Every Party Night - Tumblr Posts

rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead is the b plot the a plot is an office style sitcom about the staff of the castle and their petty squabbles that are blown dramatically out of proportion they each have face interviews with a camera where they say things like ‘freya thinks she’s soooo much cooler than us just because Claudius asks her personally to bring the wine every party night’ and argue about the palace ongoings in the context of servitude all while prince hamlet skulks around in the background it all culminates in season 2 when there’s a plot to get back at one of the other servants that results in a poisoned chalice except the poisoned chalice ends up being swapped with a different one and goes to the fencing match instead of to the servant’s quarters and the servants watch in dismay as the queen drops dead but then in surprise as the rest of the royal court follows suit and then when their intended target dies from poison still Fortinbras invades and season 3 is getting used to the new king and the staff he’s brought and horatio becomes a main cast member at this point and people start seeing the ghost of young hamlet on the roof lord help me I might make this a reality Hamlet hamletposting shakespeare