Fucked Up Thing Is That As A Non Lesbian My Carabiner Wont Even Open. Cant Even Put My Damn Keys On The Thing - Tumblr Posts

just saw multiple people asking in the comments of a post if they can use and wear a carabiner for their keys if they're bi or otherwise not a lesbian and I simply have to ask if people know that carabiners are used for many purposes beyond signaling lesbianism. like girl they were invented in the early modern period for their functional use as a clasp it's not like they're some closed lesbian practice......