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the obey me! brothers as things my boyfriend does

my absence is his fault and his fault only (lying)

ch: lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor

cw: none!

a/n: ,,,,heeeeyyyy,,,,,, how yall doin :D,,,,, i know it's been *checks imaginary watch* a tad bit tewww lawwng but trust! i am back! for now. next post may be in 2 years but i am now here offering this sweet freshly brewed warm and cozy content just for you! yes, you! i love you i hope you've been well. and hydrated. go drink some water. also on a final note this post is a little sth dedicated to my boyfriend whom i love so much. i may even do a pt2 cause this is the tip of the iceberg that is he.

is genuinely a nerd to the point of him watching chemistry videos to fall asleep

lucifer, levi, satan

has cried at every single romantic gesture, without fail

mammon, asmo, levi

calls himself babygirl and malewife and is the literal representation of babygirlism in a man

mammon, asmo, beel

enemy of any and all technological devices, don't ask him how the microwave works he does! not! know!

lucifer, mammon, asmo,

used the laughing emoji unironically until i informed him that the youths don't do that anymore (he is younger than me)

lucifer, satan, beel

turns my pictures into memes and stickers and he consistently sends them in our chat

mammon, levi, belphie

talks, murmurs, twists, turns, shoots basketballs, mows the lawn, discovers atlantis in his sleep

lucifer, belphie

hello kitty guy (🚩🚩🚩)

mammon, levi, satan, asmo

refuses to let me carry anything from bags to phones to jackets

lucifer, satan, beel

will eat until he can't move and then complain about being unable to move

mammon, belphie

directionless. can not navigate to save his life

mammon, asmo, beel

has cried cause of his hair more than once

lucifer, mammon, satan, asmo

looks intimidating but he's just a guy. he's just a guy yall like. he really is just a guy

mammon, beel

has the most expressive face ever. if he doesn't like sth you will know

satan, asmo, belphie

has listened to me rant ab this silly game for hours and also helped me come up w ideas for this post!

lucifer, mammon, levi, satan, asmo, beel, belphie