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So go and buy another puppy like it's brand new You don't love me like I love you I'll rot away in the p-p-puppy pound But I'm a fucking tiger in a damn zoo What is it that you can't see in me? Is it too much that I'm being me? Is it too much that I'm being me? Me? (Oh)
Hello Support, so i might have fucked up a little, i thought that maxing out my sweat production with the Chronivac would help me feel a bit more accomplished at the gym, wanting to at least learn to workout before going all crazy with the app, but now not only do i stink like an absolute beast, my fingers keep sliding on the screen, i accidentally slid and maxxed out muscle and dominance ....then tryig to fix it made it even worse, cutting my intellect in half ....and clicking the #brute tag.....am i gonna become some sort of beast? Please help It says the slow changes will start soon and i cant see any undo button. I'm getting desperate
Dude, I'm really late to the party. I was working on your case a few days ago and thought I already had a solution. But then I went to get a coffee, met a colleague… And then I forgot…
Fuck, bruh! You've really become a beast. Before anyone sees you, they smell you. Or feel the vibrations of your steps. Can you imagine that you once held a pencil with your big calloused fingers? That you once played the piano? These hands can probably still lift dumbbells. Maybe you can hold a jackhammer. But that's all they're capable of anymore. And even if they were: You're too stupid to write lyrics or read sheet music.
But damn, for that you're a real man with testosterone dripping from every pore. Your jockstrap is encrusted from the permanently leaking precum. Shave you? What for? After a few hours the fur or the beard is back. And that's a good thing. Since you only put on a wifebeater or a tank top in an emergency, you need your body hair to wipe off the cum when you've jerked off again. And if you can't find anyone to fuck, you do it three or four times a day. At work on the construction site, in the gym, in the evening in the pub with your buddies, at night in the bed of your shabby apartment.
Mate, you should stop your training slowly. It's time to get in your pickup truck and go to work. If you need help, I'll be glad to give you a hand.