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micro-orgasm (m)
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➾ warnings: blowjob, mentions of cum, lab equipment (not in the way u imagine), jungkook being an idiot, humiliation (also not in the way u imagine)
➾ summary: biology lab takes an entirely different spin when you find something unexpected in your cheek cell sample.
➾a/n: follow up drabble that takes place after instant gratification, but it functions as a standalone too!! i am not a scientist whatsoever, and i have no idea if this is even possible or not, but this was just 100% crack so i hope u guys enjoy!!!
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Min Yoongi | Suga/Park Jimin Characters: Min Yoongi | Suga, Park Jimin (BTS) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, delivery man yoongi, yoongi delivers a package to jimin and the contents are... Surprising, unrealistically flimsy packaging, Crack, Thirsty Min Yoongi | Suga, Implied Sexual Content, they dont have sex but sex toys make an appearance Summary:
So yeah, Yoongi loathes his delivery job. But it’s not like there aren’t any perks, however rare those are. Today, unexpectedly, is one of those rare days when God decides to smile down at him. Literally.
Because when Yoongi rings the last doorbell of the day, the boy who answers the door flashes him a smile that can only be described as ethereal.
This was 🥵🥵 it was a wild ride but it was different and I loved it so much💌 it was so good💜
mcd*ckin | jungkook | m
snippet: “So, if I’m so predictable,” you tease, running your finger along his clothed chest, “what am I going to do next?”
pairing: jungkook x female reader
genre: smut, crack, pwp
au: fast food worker jungkook, customer y/n, slice of life, strangers to lovers
rating: explicit/18+
word count: 10.9k
warnings: swearing, disrespecting the workplace, vandalism???, jungkook has tattoos,
sexual warnings: hair pulling, oral (male and female receiving), use of food: whipped cream, cherries, sweet and sour sauce, ketchup, mustard. public indecency, public sex, good ol’ bush appreciation, no protection, fingering, lots of moaning and stickiness, choking, digit sucking, thigh slapping, jungkook commands a bit, nude photos on the ordering menu, nipple suckling, unprotected penetration, slight roleplay? (if you squint), big girthy jungkook cock :) light dirty talk,
a/n: the biggest thank you to my top supporters @searchingtae @parksfilter and @hobiglow!! i couldn’t have done this without you guys! and thank you to lainey for betaing this for me!! :( ilysm. thank you to @namluve for making the banner for me! im so happy to finally bring this fic to life and i hope it makes you laugh! let me know what you think!
this is a part of the fast f*cking food collab!
Work today was more hellish than normal.
The clients at the law firm seemed whinier, your coworkers flakier, and your patience non-existent. You’re in no way a prestigious, high level lawyer, and yet everyone around you seems to think they can expect you to act like one without the title or the pay. Shit, even your boss asked if you could count today’s numbers for her and you just had to swallow your laughter. In reality, you’re just a lowly Trial Lawyer trying to make by, but here is everyone else expecting you to be the number cruncher and the filer.
It’s not like you don’t want the responsibility or the tasks. It just sucks that this job is a filler one. It’s not a career and you don’t plan on staying here for five plus years unlike SOME (okay most) of your coworkers. Your dream job is going into criminal law, but…it’s also every other lawyer’s. All you know is you don’t want to be a Trial Lawyer for much longer. There have been too many times where you’ve almost dozed off in court, and that could really leave a mark on your reputation.
There’s only one thing that will help you unwind at this point: the McDonald’s drive through guy.
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