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🪙 Fucking Pickpocket | Ace Trappola x Reader

>> requested: yes, by an anon >> a/n: this was so funny to write :333

>> masterlist: 400 fllr. special , heartslabyul >> summary: ace steals from jack >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): pet name "babe" is used

“Ace, don’t try to rob Jack,” you deadpanned at your boyfriend, who was hiding behind the bushes. “He’s going to notice.”

“Shh,” he shushed you softly, still keeping an eye on the wolf beastman. “That’s just what you think.”

“I’m pretty sure it’s what I know,” you frowned.

“Trust,” Ace stood up and winked at you. “Trust in the magic.”

You sighed as you watched him walk away from you. You knew this would end terribly, but you couldn’t bring yourself to stop him. Maybe he would successfully steal from Jack. But it was highly unlikely, and Ace would definitely get caught.

“Jack~!” Ace called out to the beastman.

“Hm?” the white haired teenager responded roughly.

“Looky here,” Ace held out cards for Jack to look at, smirking. “I’m going to perform a magic trick for you!”

“Ace,” Jack replied, crossing his arms. “I don’t want to play your games.”

“Oh c’mon!” Ace whined, splaying out the cards for Jack to choose from. “Just once!”

You facepalmed as you watched the encounter. Surely, Jack would not be stupid enough to fall for your boyfriend’s prank–

“Okay.” Jack nodded. “This one.”

“Good, good!! Memorize your card!” Ace urged Jack, pushing the card up to the beastman’s face.

“Ace, stop being all pushy.” Jack said as he looked over his card. “Done.”

You were taken aback. How could Jack have fallen for something as transparent as what Ace was pulling off? 

You watched as Ace shuffled the deck.

“Is… this your card?!” Ace held out a totally random card up, and even you could tell that Ace didn’t even try to guess accurately.

“...No.” Jack said. “I thought you were supposed to be good at magic tricks?”

“Ohhh that’s right!” Ace smirked, holding a finger to his chin. “Check your pockets!”

“Huh?” Jack’s voice was confused as he patted down his pants. “Hold up… Ace, where’s my wallet?!??!”

You hadn’t noticed Ace take Jack’s wallet while pushing his card in his face. You also didn’t notice Ace running right at you, gesturing for you to make a run for it as well.

“Go, go, go–” Ace’s voice got closer until he ran into you, toppling the both of you over. 

“Ace!” Jack was angry. Very angry.

“Oh shit…” Ace scrambled up, not bothering to ask if you were okay. “Bye babe, love ya!!”

All you could do was sigh and respond, “I love you too, Ace. Don’t get caught too soon.”

“I won’t!” he responded, yelping as Jack got too close to him for comfort.

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