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Now this guy looks like he just finished a major Jenny Craig diet.

Way to thin for my liking.

Probably no muscle mass under there, and just looking good because of the clothes.

Now a lot of guys these days are “overweight” according to the doctors, and here is our good old boy looking like he has plenty of pudge.

At 6’3”, he does come in about 270 pounds.

That size is too big for a number of things.

Amusement parks. Can’t get in most rides.step ladders, better get a higher than normal weight capacity there as well.

Zip lining, hang gliding, electric scooters, plastic patio chairs, nope most don’t allow over 250 pounds.

Well since we are doing modifications to this good old boy, let’s have some more fun.

Ok now.

Certain cars and furniture are now not going to work.

But I’ll tell you what does work, the reinforced bench at the All-you-can-eat buffet.

Let’s go.

Love the big love handles starting in the first picture.

Time to enhance his ass, love handles and widen him out.