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Baby gojo reacts to: utahime!

(This’ll be a fun one😂) I can imagine her praising him lovingly and that hes aware of how much of an "ogre" his dad is and basically just shit talking Gojo (not so quietly) behind his back 😂

“oh aren’t you the cutest?!”

utahime bounces his baby with a wide smile, pinching his cheeks. “ahh you’re so plump! your mama must’ve fed you lots!”

your son blinks up to her in joy, blue eyes shining. “mwaaa~”

“right right! you’re as nice as her! don’t be like your good-for-nothing papa, okay!”

it’s so strange how this baby—who is a byproduct of gojo, can be so utterly adorable. even utahime can’t help but dote on him.

“look, your papa is unpleasant. he can’t read a room, not considerate and most of all, he’s a mochi monster! you can’t turn out into him, please!”

gojo, who observes their exchange in the corner, finally comes out with a grin. “ara araa~ look who we have here, why is there a strange person trying to brainwash my baby?”

“hmph. i’m just giving him pointers so he’ll turn out decent.”

“utahime, if you’re so jealous, then go make your own baby~”

“—?! gojo, youuu!”