God Help Me The Horny Robot Thoughts Have GOT ME- - Tumblr Posts

Currently imagining Megatron x human smut but like- Megs’ spike is obvs way too large to fit inside their partner so sexy time is basically just our big tyrannical warlord grinding themself against their human lovers lower regions. But the funny thing is, it’s MEGATRON who’s acting needy & pathetic while doing this like- he’s grinding up & down, thrusting forward & back trying to release their pent up charge but they can never quite do it & it’s extremely frustrating bc Megatron knows they can’t breach the human’s ass or valve or else it will hurt them. And it is utterly infuriating but still an absolute turn on which makes the whole thing even worse for Megs’ lol.

bnnhbg bonus points for if the human lover is absolutely revelling in the way their normally proud & dominant warlord is currently almost bursting at the seems + maybe adding to it by rubbing their thighs along the spike or tracing a hand delicately up up up towards the tip, pressing a thumb right in then promptly swiping back their hand before Megs’ can overload, much to the added fury & dismay of said mecha ;)).