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2 years ago

So you're telling me that this one guy managed to subdue an entire sect of people who could just splay their hands out and kill him?

He made the entirety of the magical community shit scared of him and forced them to go into hiding?

He managed to capture a huge fire breathing dragon and kept it captured for twenty-five years until the said dragon managed to manipulate our very lovely twink into releasing it?

And you're telling me he did this entire purge in a couple of years?

Say what you will about Uther, the man was a brilliant strategist and had style. And so much sass, my god. ("Then don't look", I'm looking at you here)

But can you imagine if he actually was a good guy? I mean he made a brilliant villain, sure but can you imagine if he was on the side of magic, things would've been done so much faster. And well, also if he'd not been the cause of the problem in the first place lol.

Still a bad dad eh.


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2 years ago

So you're telling me that this one guy managed to subdue an entire sect of people who could just splay their hands out and kill him?

He made the entirety of the magical community shit scared of him and forced them to go into hiding?

He managed to capture a huge fire breathing dragon and kept it captured for twenty-five years until the said dragon managed to manipulate our very lovely twink into releasing it?

And you're telling me he did this entire purge in a couple of years?

Say what you will about Uther, the man was a brilliant strategist and had style. And so much sass, my god. ("Then don't look", I'm looking at you here)

But can you imagine if he actually was a good guy? I mean he made a brilliant villain, sure but can you imagine if he was on the side of magic, things would've been done so much faster. And well, also if he'd not been the cause of the problem in the first place lol.

Still a bad dad eh.


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