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i reference this on a daily basis what
Stine: I love all my creations equally! The Ghost Next Door, The Haunted Mask, Murder the Clown and- Stine: *looks at smudged writing on hand* Stine: Slippy the Donor
are you kidding me
his eyebrows are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Goosebumps is on Netflix and slappy makes me feel so much better about how my eyebrows look
hannah dies in infinity war
Slappy chuckled.
“You mean the chaos manuscripts?”
mMMM
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SCREAMS
Happy pride month from a true bisexual icon 😤😤😤
oH MHMYT-
mmmmmMMMMMM
Slappy has a ticklish puppet torso and you can’t tell me otherwise.
I don’t care that he’s made of wood, whatever magic that can make him alive and sentient without a heart or a brain can make him ticklish without flesh or a nervous system.
This post is going to come back to haunt me, I swear.
my humor sucks man
SCRHGFHJ
I heard somewhere that Slappy is canonically bisexual, and it’s Pride Month.
I’m very proud of how this turned out, but I had to slap myself for almost forgetting his flower, and then having to add it when I was almost done with the coloring phase.
goosebumps as vines (mostly quensadilla) although i've probably done this before and yes hi i'm alive
slappy: [looking in the mirror] who is that sexy beast?? oOP it's me y'all already knew- you knew the truth- g'night [sips pepsi]
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slappy: what's your favorite piece of artwork
wally: ...probably, like, a three-piece chicken wing- with, like- eh- extra crispy-
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slappy: papa said my body proportions were off
[probably doin a weird pose] father i'm a star
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slappy: me and wally are going to the mall
stine: IT'S WALLY AND I
slappy: who does he- wally and I will END you if you correct me agaiN-
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zach when he first arrived in madison: [crying] why do i have to go to schOOL FIVE DAYS A WEEK-
SURROUNDED BY THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIK E-
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champ: don't ask for nudes
that's disgusting
get them jAWLINE PICTURES-
this needs to be a new meme formaT
I watched goosebumps 2 and it was pretty gud
slappy: it’s been years since my brother was run over by a steamroller
wally: QUIT TELLIN’ EVERYONE I’M DEAD-
slappy: sometimes,,, i can still hear his voice,,,,,,,
okay so basically i’m so done with lou’s hair it doesn’t work well with my style
i am proud of wally tho
although he looks like some edgy 8th grader who only shops at hot topic