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heads up: reader implied to not use men's shampoo since they're completely baffled over the descriptions on the back of the bottle.

"joshua, what the absolute fuck is this."

joshua approaches you on the shampoo aisle, watching you look through the manly scents for something nice for him. he'd told you he didn't care what you picked out, but if you found something, he'd try it and see if he'd like it. and coming back to you with the most perplexed look on your face...

well, it's cute to say the least.

"what's what?" he slows to a stop next to you, peering down at the bottle you're examining thoroughly. "what?"

"what is this supposed to smell like?" you look up. "it just says pirate."

he shrugs, taking the bottle. "it means it smells like pirate." he holds it up, "it says you can't use it if you're not a pirate."

you give him a teasing glance. "are you?"

"i might be," he smiles. "but we'll find out if the pirate police come after us."

and it's silly, but it's enough to make you smile. "you have no idea what the description means, do you?"

"not a clue."