Grandma Lore - Tumblr Posts

Once my grandma told me that when her parents were getting divorced her dad said if he left they'd never be able to find him because years of working with concrete has worn his fingerprints off. Apparently the same man would bang his head against the wall and when his kids asked why, he'd say "because it feels so good when I stop"

My grandma would drop more like nobody's business

Forget about dad lore what about grandma lore. I've known this woman for eighteen years and no one had thought to tell me she was engaged to a magician before breaking it off and then meeting my grandpa and finally marrying him. Fucking wild.