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“It’s a waste to be immortal and spend the rest of immortality without you by my side.” - Greek Gods.

❝⚡— lady l: so I started writing the Greek Gods profiles a few weeks ago, just a few left, but I decided to post the older ones today. Here is the profile of Zeus, Hera, Demeter, Poseidon, Hades and Hestia. As always, any mistakes I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to review.

❝tw: yandere themes in general, dub-con, possessive and obsessive behavior. If you feel uncomfortable with any of these themes, I recommend not reading.

❝⚡ pairing: yandere!greek gods x gender neutral!reader

❝word counter: 2k+

ROMANTIC

Zeus is the God of the Gods, the sky, lightning, order and justice and the King of Olympus. He is married to Hera and they have four children: Hebe, Ares, Ilithyia and Hephaestus. In some versions Eris and Ennius. He owns countless bastards.

“I promise to be faithful to you, my love.”

Zeus is a big bitch, whatever kind of interest he has in you at first will be sexual unless you’re a kid, but if you’re not, you can be sure the King of Olympus will try to get into your pants or dress.

Unfortunately you’ve caught Zeus’ eye and now you’ll have to deal with it.

At first, Zeus’ interest in you is purely sexual. You, a human, managed to attract his attention, even if it wasn’t on purpose, and now you’ll have a Greek god obsessed with you and wanting to sleep with you. If you agree to sleep with him, he’s usually expected to forget about you and go back to normal life, you know, behind other mortals and goddess. But that’s not what happened. For some reason Zeus became fixated on you. And he doesn’t plan on going anywhere.

Now if you didn’t agree to sleep with him, things could get more interesting. Zeus will continue to pursue you, perhaps even try to kidnap and force you, but if you can resist him, you will find yourself attracting Zeus’ fascination. No one had ever denied it before. And that will only make him feel more desire for you.

Zeus won’t be faithful to you, that’s a fact, no matter how obsessed he is with you, not even the twisted love he feels for you would be able to keep the god’s insatiable lust for mortals and goddesses alike. But hey, at least as long as he’s having fun with some mortal or goddess, you’ll have a break from Zeus’ smothering behavior. So maybe his infidelity isn’t so bad for you.

“My queen/king, how about we go to a room?”

Kinks: adoration (you adoring him) and rough sex.

Nicknames: my love and my queen/king.

POSSESSIVE

Hera is the Queen of Olympus, wife of Zeus, Greek goddess of marriage, motherhood, wives and women.

“Why did you go to that window?! Don’t lie to me! You were probably looking at your lover! Guess what, I’m going to rip him/her to shreds!”

Hera is the most possessive yandere in the entire Greek pantheon. If you looked outside your room, you probably wanted to look for your lover. The goddess is very paranoid, she won’t allow you to look, talk or even breathe in someone’s direction. You belong to her and if you dared to disobey you would be punished.

There was something about you that attracted her, she wasn’t sure what it was, maybe it was innocence, how easy you could be manipulated, how you could be molded to become her perfect doll. Someone who will always be faithful and loyal to Hera, only to her, is something that she is very attracted to.

In a platonic yandere, her possessiveness will continue, but she wouldn’t hurt you, especially if you’re a child. She could never lay a finger on you.

As much as Hera tries to deny it, she secretly adores you, she knows she is in love with you, but she will never admit it. It is you who has to be controlled by her, not the other way around.

As long as you remain loyal to your Queen, you will be rewarded handsomely.

“I want to go to the beach today. And you’ll come with me. Oh, remember, don’t talk to anyone. I love you…”

Kinks: mommykink (I really imagine a yandere Hera having this fetish).

Nicknames: Darling, Little Peacock.

DELIRIOUS

Demeter is the Greek goddess of agriculture and the harvest. Sister of Zeus, Hera, Hestia, Poseidon and Hades, mother of Persephone.

“Flower, do you want to go see the mortals starting the sowing season?”

Demeter is definitely a delusional yandere, ok, she literally created winter when her beloved daughter was taken from her.

She is very delusional, she believes you are in a relationship even before she greets you. You can be sure she will spoil you, when Persephone is in the underworld, her attention and devotion will be just for you. She knows it’s wrong to use you as a cover-up, but she doesn’t care.

You will not be allowed to leave her sight, Demeter has become very paranoid after her daughter was taken from her and she will not allow you to walk away from her either.

Her delusional behavior won’t change even if she’s a platonic yandere, it might get worse, since she’ll see you as a substitute when her daughter isn’t around. That doesn’t mean you’ll be forgotten when Persephone returns, Demeter will force you into her family and make you love Persephone like your own daughter (if she’s romantic) or your sister.

Demeter would love to teach you about farming if you asked. She would love to have children with you, would find a way to get you pregnant with her baby (if you’re a woman) or get pregnant with you.

Overall Demeter isn’t exactly dangerous, isn’t impulsive and tends to act with a bit of rationality. Just be careful with her, because if you don’t do what she wants, she will act in a way… suspicious.

“What? Don’t you want to go visit Persephone with me? Don’t you want to see your daughter/sister? Well, you’ll come anyway.”

Kinks: breeding kink.

Nicknames: Fower, Little Seed.

OVERPROTECTIVE

Poseidon is the Greek god of the seas, earthquakes and horses. Brother of Zeus, Hera, Hestia, Demeter and Hades.

“Y/N-sea, where do you think you’re going? No, I already warned you that it’s forbidden to leave my temple. It’s too dangerous.”

You’ve probably only met Poseidon if you spend a lot of time at the beach. He rarely leaves his Palace underwater, but after a heated argument with his niece, Athena, Poseidon decided to head to one of Crete’s Greek beaches, and by sheer coincidence (for you at least), you were on the beach. Poseidon was stunned when he saw you. You were so beautiful, sure, but there was something else about you.

Poseidon is overprotective, he doesn’t like and doesn’t accept you leaving his palace or temple. You belonged by his side, where he knows you’ll be safe. Well, safe from others, but not from him.

He will hurt you if he has to to make you understand that the only place you’ll be safe is by his side. Poseidon won’t mind having to kill anyone who tries to harm you by drowning, earthquake victim, or trampled by horses. He would kill even your family if they hurt you in any way, physical or otherwise.

As long as you stay safe you will be able to deal with Poseidon’s volatile temper. He will hurt you yes, but only if it’s really necessary.

“Siren, do you want to go for a swim? Nothing will hurt you.”

Kinks: Anything that involves you being naked and wet.

Nicknames: Y/N-sea, siren.

SOFT

Hades is the Greek god of the underworld and the dead’s. Brother of Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter and Hestia.

“Why do you want to leave the underworld? I know it’s not Olympus but I can still make it perfect for you, my pom.”

Hades is a god with an inferiority complex, yes I know, but when you are hated by all gods and mortals just because you are the god of the underworld (something that wasn’t even Hades’ choice) you tend to become paranoid and insecure.

See, Hades will never hurt you. He loves you so much and could never lift a finger to hurt you, he would rather kill himself than do that. But he wants to keep you with him, so if you don’t willingly stay with him in the underworld, you can be sure he’ll feed you pomegranates. You know, just so you stay by his side.

You would be spoiled and cared for by Hades, he would be completely faithful to you, unlike… certain gods. Hades would never betray you, he is yours alone and will remain yours alone as long as you want to.

He will also never force you into anything, he would never do something so horrible to you or anyone else. If your relationship progressed it’s because you accepted it, Hades wouldn’t force you to get involved with him sexually or romantically. You must stay on his side, that’s something he’s not willing to negotiate, but if you don’t want to get into a relationship with him, Hades will accept.

Hades is one of the safest options in the pantheon for getting stuck. He would never force you or hurt you, the god can be a little scary at first but you will eventually get used to and maybe falling in love with him.

“Do you want to play with Cerberus a little? You know he loves you as much as I do.”

Kinks: adoration (like, you know, he would adore you all over, taking all his time to explore every part of your body).

Nicknames: Pom (derived from pomegranate), Sweetheart, Soul.

PLATONIC

Hestia is the Greek goddess of the hearth, home, architecture, family, state of hospitality and domestic life. Sometimes she is replaced by Dionysus in the pantheon. Sister of Zeus, Hades, Hera, Demeter and Poseidon.

“Don’t worry, little fire. I’ll keep you warm in this harsh winter.”

Hestia is a soft and gentle goddess, she is the representation of the comfort of home. In the arms of the goddess, you will feel a false sense of security. With her, you know you can trust and just let yourself be heard by the goddess, she loves to hear you tell anything about yourself or something that ails you, for her, that’s the way you show that you trust her as much as she does. you.

The goddess is one of the virgin goddesses and so is more likely to remain a platonic yandere for you. Even if the goddess becomes obsessed with you, her relationship will only be platonic. Maybe if she really does fall in love with you, she’ll try to start a romantic relationship with you, but it won’t have anything sexual. Because of her oath, she will remain a virgin, so you can be sure sex is off the table when it comes to her.

Hestia is soft and benevolent, she is calm and balanced, her emotions don’t control her, which makes her much easier to deal with. She would never hurt you, she sees you as a fragile being who must be protected and loved and she is more than willing to do that. When Hestia first met you, she was immediately attracted to you, a young and naive child and desperate for love, any kind of love, the goddess knew she had to have you. Because of her naivete, Hestia knows how easily you can be destroyed by the evils that plague the world and she won’t let that happen.

Hestia is, in fact, the safest option of the Yandere Greek gods. She is sensitive, gentle and kind, she knows yours limits and that she must not exceed them. The goddess just wants to keep you safe and happy, as long as you are in her arms she will make sure you are loved and cared for and nothing and no one will lay a finger on you. Hestia is a highly respected goddess, so she can be sure nothing will be happening to you.

“Don’t worry, honey. I promise to keep you warm and safe in my arms.”

Kinks: Aftercare. Although sex won’t actually happen, she likes to be cared for and given affection.

Nicknames: Little Fire, Honey.