Haley X F!farmer - Tumblr Posts
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S.D.V. 🌱
Haley
Good Luck, Babe! (In progress)
De-stress
MEAN GIRLS 💋
Originals 🌟
The Tragic Sapphics
Prologue
Glitter and Ghouls
Chapter One
A Guide to Lycanthropy
Werewolves & Moon Phases
HERES EXACTLY WHAT IM SEEING:
It's fine, it's cool
You can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth
(Haley was talking to f!farmer, getting close, then Alex walks by and she pulls back and makes an excuse to move and follow after him)
And guess I'm the fool
With her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof
(F!farmer standing alone now, looking downcast, at first reaching for Haley then arms fall limp at her side)
I don't wanna call it off
But you don't wanna call it love
You only wanna be the one that I call "baby"
(Haley leaving a wilted bouquet in f!farmer’s doorstep. They probs step on it on accident, then proceed to take it inside and put it in a box w/ all the other things Haley has ever given them. Letters, jewelry, photos, etc. The photos she took in the eight heart event should be must clear.)
You can kiss a hundred boys in bars
Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling
(Haley @ the tavern, drinking obvi. Emily, cleaning the shot glasses, looks concerned in the background)
You can say it's just the way you are
Make a new excuse, another stupid reason
(Haley rejecting an invite to hang out, saying she’s busy. Actually w/ Alex)
Good luck, babe (well, good luck), well, good luck, babe (well, good luck)
(F!farmer putting phone down with a sigh)
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
(Text bubbles go through, pan to Haley typing out “I’m sorry” but not sending it)
Good luck, babe (well, good luck), well, good luck, babe (well, good luck)
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
(Haley w/ Alex @ the beach, looking at the ocean. Alex noticed she’s acting off, but she gives him a forced smile)
I'm cliché, who cares?
It's a sexually explicit kind of love affair
(f!farmer & Haley in the dark room heart event. Context, f!farmer came to give her back her stuff.)
And I cry, it's not fair
I just need a little lovin', I just need a little air
(Farmer after dark room, dropping the box on her bed and speeding out. Obviously regretful, distressed, clothes probably a little rumpled)
Think I'm gonna call it off
Even if you call it love
I just wanna love someone who calls me "baby"
(Later, f!farmer ignoring Haley barrage of apology text that claim to want her back)
You can kiss a hundred boys in bars
Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling
You can say it's just the way you are
(F!farmer drinking @ the bar, upset over Haley. Emily in background, stringing two and two together)
Make a new excuse, another stupid reason
(Emily approaching a tipsy farmer, who immediately breaks down.)
Good luck, babe (well, good luck), well, good luck, babe (well, good luck)
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
(Emily soothing farmer, helping her home. Haley sees the two from the window as they pass her house. She looks down at the ring on her finger w/ regret)
Good luck, babe (well, good luck), well, good luck, babe (well, good luck)
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
(Flash forward to Haley & Alex getting married. Haley sees f!farmer in the audience, struggling not to break down)
When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night
With your head in your hands, you're nothing more than his wife
(Haley jerking awake in the middle of the night, looks over at Alex’s sleeping form)
And when you think about me, all of those years ago
You're standing face to face with "I told you so"
(Some small visions of her & f!farmer together, photos from 8 heart event would be present here too. Imagines farmer in Alex’s place beside her)
You know I hate to say, "I told you so"
You know I hate to say, but, I told you so
(Alex rolls over and smiles at her sleepily, breaking the illusion. He’s sweet, but he’s not what she wants.
You can kiss a hundred boys in bars
Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling (well, I told you so)
You can say it's just the way you are
Make a new excuse, another stupid reason
(Haley starts breaking down. Alex tries to soothe her, but she shoves him away)
Good luck, babe (well, good luck), well, good luck, babe (well, good luck)
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
(She’s getting up, getting dressed, shaking, starts to leave the room)
Good luck, babe (well, good luck), well, good luck, babe (well, good luck)
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
(Alex tried to follow, she yells at him, they fight briefly)
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
(Haley runs out of the house & shows up on f!farmer’s doorstep, obvious post-mental breakdown w/ smeared makeup and messy hair. Animatic ends w/ f!farmer contemplating letting her in. Cliffhanger!!)
I NEED A FULL ANIMATIC OF HALEY FROM STARDEW VALLEY TO THE SONG “Good Luck, Babe!” PLEASE IM BEGGING ON MY KNEES HERE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🥺🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Adding to my to do list
i need a fic where haley helps you “de-stress” PLEASEEEEE 💔💔
GUYS. HELP!!
How do I address the f!farmer in my Haley fics I’m working on?? Like??
Do I give her a name? But I don’t like doing that because then it feels more like an OC than a reader insert. Do I use Y/N or is that too 2016 Wattpad of me??