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@dotchi13 said:

You already did the match-up but you said it would be good to have a match-up submission to have on hand so here it is:

I am a chubby young woman dealing with life to the best of my abilities seeing as I have no friends outside of the internet, I write Romance Stories, Fluff Pieces and Romantic Horror (Yandere stuff) and have a large desire to have anyone in a relationship with me (and I do mean any kind of relationship) to spoil me and in turn I will spoil them, giving them gifts, desserts, a confidence boost, jokes to brighten their mood, anything they need. 

I would also want people (or in this case a bara) I can share stories and music with, as they are important part of my life. However in a romantic partner I kind of want someone who will match me in how high my libido seems to be in comparison, and that’s the only difference in treatment, they will always receive love and attention no matter the relationship

The trinkets I would bring actually amount to three as I would bring a stack of my best stories to present to see if they like it, on a scale of sweetness to yandere, a tray of my no bake peanut butter bars (which are like Reese’s with a gentle graham cracker crunch) and a music player filled with every song I could get my hands on, from ones that make you want to dance, to those that make you want to sing, others that make you motivated, and others that make you want to hug someone.

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MK pulled another parchment over, dipping her brush to begin another letter.

Dear Dotchi–

I thank you so much for your patience in finding you the perfect mate. After receiving your gifts and being your pen pal for a few weeks, we have a very shy Cyprus who has decided he’s ready to come home with you! I know we have been discussing him for some time , but if you need additional time to prepare for him we understand.

Some basic information for you, since they are not included on the brochure due to rarity:

Cyprus, unlike their Tramp counterparts, are relatively short for a Papyrus bara. They usually stand at about 6′4″ to 6′7″ tall and hold themselves even smaller. They are slender and fragile, with only 1 HP, but hold a lot of magic in their bodies–due to this they are easily susceptible to magic overload, but are capable of amazing feats of strength in a pinch.

The Cyprus are a very shy breed, very nervous, but wonderfully loving, loyal, and submissive once they’re comfortable with their partner. They are high attachment and low handling, meaning he will hopefully psuedo-bond with you upon sight–if this does not occur then do not fret, for this one is still healing from the loss of his brother and may need some extra time to adjust.

He was intrigued by your offer of music and as such has decided to bring you a gift in the form of some records that are dear to him. He also keeps his brother’s royal guard medals in a shadowbox that he would like to display in his living space, if that is alright with you. I suggest an upfront manner and honesty with this one–he tends to worry himself half to death with any sort of mystery.

I’ve enclosed a picture of him so you may make your final decision, and he is ready as he’ll ever be whenever you are.

Sincerely,

MK