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stooop ahaha stooop (pushes you to the wall violently, cracking your skull) I SAID STOP

referring to my tits as "the boys" not because calling them girls would be dysphoric but because they are like goons to me. henchmen.

better to have had gay sex and be doomed by the narrative than to have never had gay sex at all or whatever they say

Imagine your OTP/3+ are West Virginia coal miners. They work side by side day by day, until one day the main shaft caves in. They catch each other’s eyes just as the lantern light gutters out and leaves them in darkness. They die holding hands, choking on the afterdamp (poisonous gases) of the explosion.

(Bonus: When they die, they catch a glance of their next life together)

Inspired by verse one of Vienna Teng's In Another Life. 

just because its a bromance doesnt mean you cant kiss him with tongue. follow for more nontoxic masculinity or else

literally not going to argue with a man who’s covered in blood. whatever you say gorgeous

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

Posts that make me think of Talo

it's so funny how half of us are like "food is sacred and the kitchen is holy ground. to break bread with others is inherently sacrament" and the other half of us are like "my villain origin story is someone looked at me when i was in the kitchen"

“your boyfriend is so cool, i really liked him” notice how nobody has ever said that to u

i drive around in my loud sports car to overcompensate for how my dick came from dust and shall to dust one day return

Aaaaaw this is so Ru'lae I think I'm going to throw up ♥️💙

Working on subtle ways to make Talo feel worse about himself

nobody is coming to save you. get up

I think FN/FBN would taste like those extra fruity alcoholic drinks :3

you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable