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choccochocco
5 months ago

anyways fuck you dino squad headcanons in 2021

-Caruso still tries to make jackets work, but with so many lost to his spines, he tends to wear things with lower backs

-buzz has to deal with wings sometimes still, so he wears a lot of tank tops

-buzz wears maxi dresses because I said so

-then of course low hanging fruit, obvi buzz+Fiona are trans w/buzz bi and Fiona lesbian, Caruso gay, Rodger ace and max is the token cishet because I don’t really like him but don’t dislike him. It’s just his vibes idk

-immortal Dino squad of course

-telepathy still works in human form, and for outsiders their private conversations are very confusing to view. It’s just random eye rolls, glares and laughs

-none of them like going to the doctor and it’s kind of a risk so Moynihan does check ups for them

-Fiona can drive motorcycles for reasons entirely unrelated to Veloci shit

-all of them (sans Caruso) have terrible taste in fashion and his attempts to help them always fail

-Caruso is a vegetarian, meat does not agree with him anymore

-they now have to deal with Dino-instincts on top of being teenagers, so that’s just… an ordeal

im attached to the found family dino-teens what can I say

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ooo i wanna add on Their instincts are like regular animal instincts Like Caruso just naps in class if his seat is near the window bc lizards basking max’s enrichment is sports their fight or flight responses get influenced by their dino forms buzz gets the ‘scramble to safety’ one max gets the ‘stand offish but also terrified’ reaction Roger goes fight if flight doesn’t seem good (he gets dino logic because smart) Roger will also try to stick with his friends bc pack dino Caruso gets the purely fight response if spooked from behind (spikey tail) fiona will jump but them immediately d3ath glare whoever did it rump (dog) would immediately scurry away like buzz rump is a white bull terrior mix mutt Veloci and ms m are alert enough that usually they can’t be spooked but if veloci is spooked he reverts back to a half dino form ms moynihan would just startle like a cat I bet buzz would sleep with his arms tucked up like a half loafing cat Hc that they all loaf when in dino form except buzz (he isn’t built for loafing) He can hold onto things with a death grip in his sleep he can sleep stood up if he isn’t exhausted like a bird they all at some point have made nests out of blankets and plushies veloci would sleep on the ground and claim that it makes him superior somehow buzz dino squad dinosquad victor veloci
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