He Just Wanna Get It Done To Get His Kids Home Man - Tumblr Posts
*laughing so hard rn* I love this so much-
You know what would be funny, that one day ronin has to bring something from the market or whatever real fast and asks Miguel to watch the kids since it's like his day off and he's like "okay cariño ❤️" and like five minutes after Mikey left his communicater is ringing telling him that he's needed for an emergency in spider HQ and he's like
"can't you do it yourselves, I'm busy"
" I'm sorry sir but this is a life and death situation"
SIGH " I'm on my way"
He's About to leave but then he remembers that he's supposed to be watching his turtle nibblings and he doesn't want to bring because it could be dangerous and he may not be able to protect them but he also doesn't want to leave them alone but HQ said it was an emergency but he also doesn't want to leave them alone but HQ.......
And so on and so forth so he decides to just take them with him because if peter b can take mayday and spiderwoman is literally pregnant, then he can take his teetles, so he takes them and spider bytes is like
"thank God your here there's an anomaly brea-what are those?" Pointing at the munchkins
"turtles, now what was the anamoly" Miguel just wanting to get this over with
"oh right there is anomaly breac-"
"where did you get them any way"peter b legit curious about the babies, a least he thinks they're babies since there the size of mayday
"that's classified information, can we get back to the anomaly please" Miguel done with this conversation
"are you dating ninja turtle?"everyone looks to see hobie hands in pockets, smug shit eating grin, and a thirst to cause chaos
"what's it to you" Miguel already regretting bringing the kids
"nothing much just that I'm dating one too"
"no way I'm dating one too" scarlet spiderman says
" What I'm also dating one"
" Holy shit you too"
And a lot of spiderpeople saying there dating a ninja turtle and then one ask
" which ninja turtle your dating?"
"Mikey"
"shut the fuck up I'm also dating a Mikey"
"what me too"
And almost all the spiderpeople are dating a Mikey with the exception of a few outliers dating Leos an such and Miguel oh Miguel he is so done this is not how he wanted for this day to go so he just pick ups the kids who had wondered off and started playing with mayday and just goes home, where Mikey was just about to call him where the fuck had he taken the and he just hugs him with the kids and calls it a day
I just thought it would be very funny like this
letting you know im eating this up
