He Threatens Everyone With A Hypo - Tumblr Posts

mcspirk where spock, having grown up on vulcan, prefers it warmer when he sleeps (and/or meditates in the bed with them), and kirk, having gotten used to sleeping under a lot of blankets when he was recovering from the severe malnutrition of tarsus (a side effect of which is that he was always cold), still prefers to sleep under a bunch of blankets as a comfort thing...

and yet somehow mccoy, who tends to run a little warm when sleeping anyway, keeps getting stuck in the ninth circle of hell that is the middle of the bed, covered in layers of blankets, in a room with the heat raised, scowling at the ceiling at the fact that kirk and spock are such goddamn light sleepers that if he tries to crawl out of the bed they will a) wake up, and b) immediately turn into octopuses and refuse to let him leave, and he will a) still be stuck there, but now b) even warmer because they'll be holding onto him like their life depends on it...

this happens at least three times a week

(listen he may be a georgia boy, but they had air conditioning, thanks!!)