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10 facts for Raneus? 😳

Ehehehe time to rant 10x about my spider son uwu

1. Raneus actually has around a dozen or so siblings. Though if you ask him exactly how many, all he’ll answer you with is, “I honestly don’t know and don’t care to know. I’ve lost count after 20, I think, or was it 30?”

2. He’s begun to live on his own at the wee age of 11, though he’s begun his tailoring gig at a much younger age (8yrs old); this is actually pretty common in his family.

3. As I’ve pretty much made obvious by now, Raneus and Ophiou are childhood friends. What I didn’t include is that they consider each other as brothers, even if Ran won’t ever admit it out loud. Ran is pretty much the only one whom Ophi’s snakes don’t actively hiss or want to bite at.

4. Whale confirmed. What??? Let the spiderboy waste the boatloads of cash he has on his favorite waifus and husbandos. (yes he admits that he finds both boys and girls to be “attractive”. no he wont date any time soon lol)

5. Give him coffee at your own risk. If you manage to SOMEHOW make him down even an entire mug of coffee, he acts like a blackout drunk man and... well.... let’s just say things will get terrifying, ehe~. (note: He will not remember anything that has happened in this timeframe.)

6. Knows the BWH sizes of literally everyone in NRC and even some in RSA-- from the current students, to the alumni, to even the faculty. Though unless his contract(s) states otherwise, he will not reveal them to literally anyone.

7. Like Leviotan, he absolutely DETESTS being indebted to literally anyone, and thus makes it a rule to quickly repay a favor to anyone that managed to help him through any rough patches-- though he is a lot more stubborn than Levi when it comes to accepting help from others.

8. Has a business-like relationship with Sam, Azul, Vil, and Levi (and occasionally, Hoku). Spider silk from an Arachne really does sell well~. 😌👌💸💸💸

9. Can literally do the spider crawl (duh). Though if you ask him about that straight to his face, he just has an expression that looks so done with your shit, “What are you an idiot? Just because I’m a spider?” .... then he says he can do it. “What? I never said I couldn’t.”

10. Is a bonafide workaholic. Good luck trying to disturb his concentration when he’s working on his clothing pieces... or even his gaming. (dont at him, but he has a gaming channel and even streams live)