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General relationship headcanons

The Major

takes a long time to actually come to terms with his feelings for you

you probably had to confess first and he needed some time to overthink everything

all his life he only really cared about war but the more he thinks about it he feels weird around you

he knows that you would never betray him so you probably already have a lot of his trust but he can’t figure out if he can trust you with something as delicate as his own feelings

also knows full well that being his s/o would endanger you as a possible target for attacks

so our poor boy just lays awake a few nights and eats even more because it comforts him

Doc most likely has to yell at him tbh or something like that and he finally snaps out of it and finally confronts you

is a caring boyfriend, but very very occupied with his work so some of your dates wont work out because something important came up

I’ve said it once and I will say it again, he will spoil you to no end

doesn’t really like PDA because it could cause problems (Other organisations taking interest in the things you might know about him etc.)

but he loves you so damn much

you better cuddle him when he comes home from his work (or back into his private quarters) and listen to all the stuff he has to tell you or so god help me I shall come for you and avenge him

very warm. Comfy to lay on at night or cuddle

will give you German nicknames and you cannot escape. Schnucki, Schatzi, Zuckerschnecke – be prepared for it all

Doc

knew full well he had feelings for you but tried to deny it, why would you want a relationship with such an old man like him

he thinks about you all the time and ends up cutting his finger with a scalpel will get very mad and stabs whatever he’s working on a few times because how dare

once you confess to him it’s over, he will just stare

thinks you are pulling a joke on him until he sees you blush

is kinda awkward about it, uhhhh the person he likes has feelings for him aswell, he doesn’t know what to say

will pull you into an awkward hug and pat your back while clearing his throat damn why do you smell so good he can’t handle it

finally says that he likes you back

will let you watch him experiment and talk a lot about in in general

wants to do small experiments on you because you are a “perfect specimen”

for the love of god tell him you are not comfortable with it because if you agree he will do some weird shit

will cook with you. Teaches you how to cook if you don’t know how to do it. Talks about it a lot and is very proud of it look at this grandpa and his cabbage garden he can be so cute if he wants to

you two end up as Schrödinger’s parents in some way, it’s just a matter of time until he calls you Mama

doesn’t really what to do in a relationship at first, should he hug you? Cuddles? Should he buy you a gift? Somebody help this man

very concerned about your health. You sneezed? Get into his lab he needs to run a full body check on you or else he wont be able to sleep tonight

The Captain

kinda difficult to confess to because he doesn’t talk

if he already likes you enough to let you into his private room that’s a big advantage because he already grew accustomed to having you close

you probably confessed to him while cuddling and his body just goes rigid for a moment

you kinda start to panic but he just wraps his arms around you and presses his face into your neck and just nods

hug him back pls he loves his cuddles

he loves it when you smell like him, so he will either rub his face all over you or leave his clothes in your room for you to find and hopefully wear

gets very territorial, especially when it comes to Jan

will stare at Jan or step in front of you until he backs of

lotsssss of non-verbal lovey-dovey-gestures. Neck kisses, hugs, back hugs, scenting you, snuggling up, maybe even biting you to mark you as his

werewolf cuddles. He will turn into his wolf form and you can just lay on top of him. You might wake up to him licking your face

loves you with all his heart and thinks he needs to provide for you. Goes out hunting and drags bloody woodland creatures back to you, expecting you to eat them. Tell him that you don’t like it and he will (most likely) stop doing it (for a while)

gentle big husband is the best husband

if you are a werewolf aswell, he might want pups when he’s in rut or you’re in heat, so keep that in mind

Schrödinger

such a mess, he speaks German when he is overwhelmed so good luck

confesses to you by accident most likely and doesn’t even know what he is saying

“Y/N whenever I think about you my stomach feels weird and my face gets hot please stop doing that”

you have to explain love to him and it is so awkward but you can’t blame him, the Majors motto is quite literally “Make war, not love”

looks at you wide-eyed the whole time and doesn’t know what to expect from a relationship

have fun explaining that all to him, especially the spicy parts

at the end he just goes “Oh, so we are a couple now, right? You like me back?”

easy to fluster, touch his ears and he will start to purr but gets embarrassed about it if you point it out

will jump on you every time you enter a room

also appears randomly in your room because he missed you what else is he supposed to do, be patient?

Has to learn a loooot of things first no Schrödinger you cannot just walk in while your s/o is showering because you are a couple stop doing that

obviously demands a lot of affection. That boy is half cat and you are his favourite napping spot. You cannot get up when he lays on you, it is impossible

pure as fuck despite his age, nobody explained any dirty things to him, ever, (Doc didn’t want to and I cannot blame him just imagine all the questions)

just be patient with him, smol child is still learning

his ears are so soft please pet him all the time I beg you

inexperienced, but makes up for it with eagerness

but still, kiss him on the cheek ad his brain stops working for the next couple hours

Doc and the Major are so glad that he is focused on you now because they can finally have some peace

Zorin

confesses to you first because you both are adults and can handle something like that

no “oooooh you are the light of my life, my love, my star” though, something along the lines of “You know Y/N, I don’t mind spending more time with you” or “make sure your ass comes back in one piece Y/N” when you’re about to leave for a mission

gets very protective over you, but will most likely show you off to the other Millennium members

She knows damn well how pretty you think she is, and will grin and call you out when she catches you staring

doesn’t mind PDA at all. She can and will grab your ass in front of everybody because it makes you squeak. Also, what better way to show off that you are hers?

100% uses her mind powers to fuck around with you during meetings. One second you are peacefully minding your own business, and the other you are trapped in a illusion and she will taunt you till no end while purring suggestive things into your ears

the Major also knows what is happening yet he chose to just ignore it for the sake of his own sanity, but he will demand that she leaves you alone during the more important meetings

seems confident but is so awkward when it comes to things like cuddling. She would just turn her back to you whenever the both of you slept in the same bed because she didn’t really know how to handle this level of closeness

does get better as time passes, will spoon you eventually. Doesn’t care if you are bigger then her, you will be the little spoon

10000000% the dominant part in the relationship wow who would’ve guessed no matter who her partner is. A powerful vampire? Nope, no way you’re gonna be on top. A cute, submissive human or artificial vampire? I pray for your soul because she will devour you whole

homegirl is a lesbian, sorry boys. Just look at her, she radiates lesbian top energy and you cannot convince me otherwise also: sword lesbian is out, scythe lesbian is in

has her soft moments aswell, small pecks on the cheeks, smiling while she watches you work, explaining the meaning of her tattoos to you if you’re interested in them

also will make you sit on her lap or carry you around just look at those arms

A Night for Hunting Ch.22 -Hell on Earth

C/W: Alucard (Ultimate) x F!Reader, Millennium, Nazis, canon-typical violence WC: 5256

I’m trying to control my bad habit of switching perspectives within a scene, which I used to do liberally when it was between only Alucard and the Reader. It was an easy and quick way to include Alucard’s POV as well. But from here on, the Reader only knows what she knows, so I’ll behave myself…

The Millennium characters are some of the hardest to write since they’re like caricature villains at their best. I don't even like the Millennium cast besides the Captain.

Excerpt under the cut

Your gaze roamed the crowd of warmongers onstage. The Major, a brutal looking woman covered in tattoos holding a scythe, the Doc, the boy with cat ears. Your eyes paused on a behemoth of a man. He was as tall as Alucard. Shaggy white hair peeked out, but his features were otherwise obscured by a cap. You felt his gaze and suppressed a chill. 

Horrifying power wasn’t necessarily evil. It was simply horrifying. But these Nazis, they were evil. And there were few things in the world as dangerous as people who believed they were right.

"And why am I here?”

"What a question. I did not expect Alucard to suffer a daft woman. You are here to be a witness to our drill. That is, after you help us invite Alucard to participate.”

All this was...training? The callous truth was worse than the assumption that you were only to be the hostage who lures Alucard to wherever their prepared ‘battlefield’ would be.

The Major liked to monologue. One of those self-important men who talked a lot, but said very little. “We have allies throughout the world who would join our cause. Decades of painstaking data collection to engineer ever greater troops. We have built monsters, though we aim towards true Midians. Train them, equip them, and command them. No longer is simple warfare adequate for our needs. Gentlemen, I call for a Great War, worthy of one in Hell itself. We are the Letzte Battalion!”

“Krieg, krieg!” The crowd chanted.

“Yes, then war it is… I expect the world to burn.”

In the calm before the storm, suddenly you saw him for what he was. The Major was only a man. Once upon a time, he was human, and like many others, he desired the powers and temptations of immortality. He may be the worst yet, arrogant beyond imagination and ambitious. Alone he was no match for Alucard, but how many vampires did he have in this army?

You were not strong in body, but words were a weapon you wielded well. The Nazis did not respect meekness. Neither could you be brazen in your disrespect. This was almost a reminder of home, the games of Hellsing’s staff, except no one was here to defend you at all. The atrium was silent after the delivery of the Major’s speech. The vampires below thrummed with soundless anticipation for the war to come.

"He isn't a monster, you are," you said, braving the Major's mercurial moods by stating the truth.

~To be Continued~

Ch.23 -The Art of War