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Today I went out shopping w some friends and I bought a bag of 18 rubber ducks. I probably didn’t need 18 rubber ducks so I gave 5 to my sister and 5 to my friend. My favourite duck is a duck called Jose. He is bisexual. He has the nickname Hoese cuz he has so many hoes. I should not be allowed 6 rubber ducks

We have Jose central and then from left to right

Mercedes, precious, diamond, cassian, azriel and Lucien. Jose and his hoes