Herodotus And Barnabas Make Me Cry In A Good Way - Tumblr Posts

here's a systematic ranking of kassandra assassinscreed's various dads throughout the years:

nikolaos: he threw her off a CLIFF!!!!! 1/10 (for the cool sword)

markos: he was there? like, physically. he was there for kassandra after her adoptive dad threw her off a cliff and (somewhat?) made sure she didn't die. 4/10

herodotos: could also classify as an uncle figure, but nevertheless he's always there to offer wisdom and tell kassandra cool stories. fantastic dadding all around. 10/10

barnabas: THE father figure. he is the ride or die dad of your dreams. he sees a souped up god child with a lot of anger and no boat and is like, i am your dad now and i have a boat!!! he's also very optimistic, but in a comforting way. 100000/10

pythagoras: somehow worse than the dad who threw kassandra off a cliff. he knew this kid was an orphan in kephallonia with only an immortal eagle for companionship and just sat in his stupid god cave for another 20 years!!! then he DROPS atlantis at her feet with zero warning while she's dealing with like, the cult trying to murder her family. -2/10