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Miguel O'Hara would not do any of the things fic writers want him to do. He would not Smooth talk you like a sexy Latin lover stereotype. He wouldn't dick you down or whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Nothing will happen at all because the epic weight of his catholic guilt has effectively made that thang useless cuz he's too sad to get it up.

At most he'll tell you to kill yourself.

He's also a freak that chooses to bite people to kill them apparently when he doesn't have to.

I'm not saying you couldn't fuck him im just would be depressing for everyone involved

Aaaaand post!

Need to settle an argument.